Saturday, May 26, 2007

• HOW THE DOG PEED ON MY FOOT

   

  By Kristin Keller

  So I was dropping Sarah off at her apartment (after our awesome trip to Windsor), when i noticed a very cute puppy, walking a very cute boy. I stopped to tell the puppy how cute the boy was...wait...i think i got that backward. Anyway. So i asked if i could pet him (the puppy, of course), and he said yes. So i got out of my car and was playing with the puppy when all of sudden...(betcha a nickel you can't guess what happened) ...I felt warm liquid on my foot. That's right. The dog had just peed on my foot. So I non-chalauntly say "I think your puppy just peed on my foot". He says, with uncertainty in his voice, "Nooo. He didn't pee on your foot." I say: "Well...my foot's wet and there's a puddle under it." He says: "Oh my gosh! I am soooo sorry." I told him it was totally okay and told him about how my dog had peed on a lady and how she cried and how i felt so horrible. He apologized again and blamed it on himself for not training his puppy. I told him it was no big thing. So I thanked him for letting me pet his puppy and he told us to have a good night. So i got back in my car and immediately Sarah starts laughing her little head off while i'm almost hyperventilating at the thought of dog pee on my bare toes! I washed my feet in her bathtub and then I was fine. And now all three of us (Me, Sarah, and the dog) have a great story that will probably take about 800 dog years to forget.

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