Last weekend the Eurocup 2008 ended as Spain defeated Germany 1-0. By pinball machine scoring standards, the victory was 90,782,340,579,243,043 to 10. That is because pinball machines give you 1,000,000 points for hitting any object with a flashing light, 500,000 for any object with a burned out light, and 250,000 for anything else. Perhaps soccer would pick up more popularity in the US if the EPSS were adopted (Extreme Pinball Scoring System).
Pinball scores are so inflated that even the US dollar is strong against them. In our current economic state, the only thing worthwhile that you can buy for a quarter, other than those ninjas in quarter machines, is a game of pinball.
Here are some of the more oddd looking pictures from the Eurocup games.
1 & 2 & 3 & Jazz Hands!
Of course he looks happy.
He has a delicate left hand.
Sweden's official motto is "There is no defense like a good offense. Oh, except for when we skip and point. That works really well too."
Comments (3)
Funny photos!
Did you watch any of the games?
Heh, reminds me of when cakalusa shared things like that on a daily basis. Now I have something to fill the void. :D
Skipping and pointing counts as a distraction tactic!!!