This is delightful~~~~ and very true, every bit of it!

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Subject: Mothers

Someone said............ Somebody said it takes about six weeks to get back to normal after you've had a baby Somebody doesn't know that once you're a mother, " Normal," is history.   Somebody said you learn how to be a mother by instinct ... Somebody never took a three-year-old shopping.   Somebody said being a mother is boring ...... Somebody never rode in a car driven by a teenager with a driver's permit.   Somebody said if you're a "good" mother, your child will "turn out good." Somebody thinks a child comes with directions and a guarantee.   Somebody said "good" mothers never raise their voices ... Somebody never came out the back door just in time to see her child hit a golf ball through the neighbor's kitchen window.   Somebody said you don't need an education to be a mother. Somebody never helped a fourth grader with her math.   Somebody said you can't love the fifth child as much as you love the first. Somebody doesn't have five children.   Somebody said a mother can find all the answers to her child-rearing questions in the books ....... Somebody never had a child stuff beans up his nose or in his ears.   Somebody said the hardest part of being a mother is labor and delivery ...... Somebody never watched her "baby" get on the bus for the first day of kindergarten.   or on a plane headed for military "boot camp."   Somebody said a mother can do her job with her eyes closed and one hand tied behind her back ...... Somebody never organized four giggling Brownies to sell cookies. Somebody said a mother can stop worrying after her child gets married ... Somebody doesn't know that marriage adds a new son or daughter-in-law to a mother's heartstrings .   Somebody said a mother's job is done when her last child leaves home ....     ! Somebody never had grandchildren.   Somebody said your mother knows you love her, so you don't need to tell her ....... Somebody isn't a mother. Pass this along to all the "mothers" in your life.         Have a Blessed Day!

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