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Monday, May 07, 2007

Memo to the men of the world.
If you are going to wear open-toed sandals, please make sure that your toes are not gross, especially in a food establishment. Okay, so pedicures may seem a little unmanly but dirty, funky feet are just wrong.
Otherwise, I might just vomit on your nasty feet.
(Needless to say this goes for women too, but in my experience, women tend to at least keep the toes clean and neatly trimmed.)

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OMG. BPT and I were at lunch on Saturday... saw this man with toenails resembling the knife fingers of Freddy Kreugger. No joke. It was disgusting. Tom said if the zombies ever come, that man has an extra weapon. ROFLMAO.
- 5/7/2007 3:35 PM
- BPTs_Chick (message)
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A-frikkin-men
- 5/7/2007 4:17 PM
- JennyLynnMonkey (message)
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okay that's just gross, but I totally second that motion!
- 5/7/2007 4:26 PM
- flibbertygibit (message)
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Question - so, should toes be completely hair free?

I'm not talking bigfoot hairy, but perhaps a few random hairs (like less than 5 per toe) on the toes?

currently having my own discussion on this issue.
- 5/7/2007 4:36 PM
- Wild_Tigger_Kitty (message)
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*barf*
- 5/7/2007 5:08 PM
- Day_in_May (message)
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Okay, that's it. I'm shaving my toes, and wearing clogs from now on.
- 5/7/2007 5:41 PM
- Landlubber (message)
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Actually, you must be careful of the by-product of this: Men wearing socks with open-toed sandals, mainly as an attempt to hide the afore-mentioned gnarled Fritos, though there are some out there who are just fashion bereft.
- 5/7/2007 5:44 PM
- Landlubber (message)
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Oops.
- 5/7/2007 6:29 PM
- ThePensivePoet (message)
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LOL...that's awesome. Someone please give this memo to my husband!!
- 5/7/2007 9:13 PM
- AnkhPriestess (message)
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I agree, but socks with sandals is worse.
- 5/8/2007 6:57 AM
- Tom (message)
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Grosss!! I hate feet in general, but men feet are usually more offensive
- 5/8/2007 8:19 AM
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"...but in my experience, women tend to at least keep the toes clean and neatly trimmed."

*looks down at toes*

*grabs tube socks quickly shoves them on feet*

You were saying...?
- 5/8/2007 2:48 PM
- la_chatte_gitane (message)
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yea, gross
i hate when women have all chipped nail polish.. frikken wipe it off it its too old and you dont feel like painting them again. yeesh!
- 5/8/2007 8:10 PM
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