Tuesday, January 15, 2008
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How do you deal with stage fright?
I've found a cattle prod works well. The trick is to make the person more afraid of staying backstage with you than they are of going on stage. Granny Weatherwax would call that "headology."
I never had stage fright myself (though, nervous energy before a performance or lecture tends to have me bouncing off the walls), but I used to throw up before a track meet or a martial arts tournament.
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Comments (6)
Mmm.. throw up.
You're so sexy.
Please can I borrow your cattle prod. I need it for my lawyer. I'm due in court Friday and haven't seen or spoken to her since last Sept.
You want the cattle prod or Mr. Sparky, the 900,000 volt stun gun?
I'm pretty sure the cattle prod is Mr. Sparky's cousin or something. Maybe twice removed.
I always got stagefright before singing. It sucked.
hmm. I always threw up after a track meet