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I don't know which is the creepiest.
Things your body can do after you dieFrom CNN, read full article for details:1. Get married2. Unwind with a few friends3. Tour the globe as a scandalous work of art4. Fuel a city5. Get sold, chop shop-style6. Become a So… -
Showing the Love
A little gratitude is in order.Thank you all for your birthday wishes, despite Little Bitch, it was a wonderful birthday and the party continues (I celebrate for a month).Gratitude is a funny thing. Saying "thank you" ju… -
Monday Movie Quotes
The B Movie Series:I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a … -
What is the weirdest question anyone has ever asked you?
Can I call you Kitty?But, hell, it was New Orleans, so not necessarily all that weird. I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too! -
Let the Party Begin!
I got my first present today. Beautiful flowers from a co-worker. Tonight a few friends are going for drinks.Tomorrow the real fun!I love my birthday. -
Tuesday "Heathers" Lunchtime Poll Day
Heathers Lunchtime Poll, by request:In honor of Heather Mooney (portrayed by the amazingly funny Janeane Garofalo) and as requested by Landlubber and seconded by GrapiesWordsofWisdom here is your question:Which of these … -
They Are Back! Monday Movie Quotes
A swift spiritual kick to the head that forever alters one's realityGrosse Point Blank I'd rather put this cigarette out in my ass.*Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion Smile, and say "Flight from prosecution." The R… -
Just putting this one out to the universe.
If you have a friend who is admittedly on the shy side and prone to anxiety attacks having the waiter plunk a big-ass sombero on their head and sing a birthday song to them even on their birthday is a really bad idea. Bu… -
Would you like to play a game?
Physically I am in San Fracisco. Mentally, I am in an alternate reality (thanks to allergies and a lovely cocktail of allergy medications). So...where (mentally) in the multiverse is Punky? And, just what exactly is she … -
Spam can be funny.
It is certainly more interesting than the Nigerian Bank Scam, after all, who hasn't fancied themself a sort of Mia Farrow or Angelina Jolie. Selflessly taking in children from around the world and if they happen to be we… -
George Lucas' latest lawsuit
Now, don't go evolving into something George thought of first. The "Jabba" frog is lungless and breathes through its skin. -
I'm restless.
At first I thought maybe I was lonely. But, upon further introspection, I realized, I am restless. 38 days till I leave for the open road.19 days till my replacement starts.16 days till my birthday (I'm going to be 96, d… -
Soliciting your opinion.
So, I realize that I am completely biased, but I do think that the majority of my subscribers are considerably more intelligent and truly open minded than the average Web troll.As such, I want your opinion. What does the… -
More tales from the train.
This morning there was a woman with so much Botox in her face, I thought she might be dead.Then there was another woman who looked like the love child from an orgy with John Lennon, John Denver, Janis Joplin (or maybe Ma… -
Why, oh why?
Why is it that people who have the body funk¹ seem to always end up sitting next to me on the train? Do they just instinctively know that I highly sensitive to smells?¹ Body Funk = stench, malodor, mephitis, noisomeness,… -
Lame Ducks
My team: "Why are you still [going to meetings/working late/working weekends] you are supposed to be a lame duck."Me: "Lame, not dead." -
Monday Movie Quotes
The Short VersionSo, like, if you're nice to them, they bring you stuff?PCU | BrysonMCNow that's a damn shame when folks be throwing away a perfectly good white boy.Better Off Dead | DrakonskyrYou break my heart. Then ag…
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