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I went to Shakey's with Scott today wearing my new digs, when I sat up quickly to re-fill my plate and got very dizzy.  I had to sit back down and he rushed to my side to make sure I was okay.  I closed my eyes, and like magic - I opened them and there was Jake with his new girlfriend getting plates.  I started to panic and hyperventalate.  I hadn't seen Jake since I got pregnant!  Suddenly everyone starts making this big scene to make sure the pregnant chick is alright and it catches his attention.  The restraunt actually called the Paramedics for me.  After I was alright (but feeling mighty embarassed) Jake came up to me and started asking questions.  He asked how long I'd been pregnant and why I refused to speak to him anymore.  At first I couldn't speak and Scott tried to help by saying that the baby was his.  Then Jake asked if I had cheated on him with Scott and if that's why I dumped him.  I gathered all my courage and decided to tell Jake the truth.  I told him that the baby wasn't Scott's... it was his.  I don't know rather the look on his face was more hurt or hate, but he just looked so desgusted with me and I started to cry.  He wouldn't even look at me.  I tried to appologize and explain why I did what I did, and he told me I didn't need to explain a thing.  He said that I was a whore and that's all there is to it, and he's surprised I didn't have an abortion.  Then he said he was sure it wouldn't have been the first time and my baby would probably be born with AIDs.  I had a complete breakdown and Scott helped me out to make me feel better.  I'm surprised I didn't have a miscarage after today. 

Then Jake called a couple hours ago to apologize for upsetting as deeply as he did and we started talking.  He said that his girlfriend actually dumped him for even speaking to me and especially for getting so upset over it.  He told me that he still loves me and he can't believe I would hurt him the way I have.  I told him I love him, too, and that was actually the first time I ever said it.  I told him all about how confused I've been and how my parents kicked me out and why.  I told him that I wanted to tell him, but I was scared.  I asked him to be a part of my baby's life and he said it would mean the world to him.  Then he asked if I wanted to go out tomorrow and I told him that I had a doctors appointment.  Then he asked if he can come with me to the doctor, but i told him no.  We'll get there eventually, but not now.  Finally I told him that I got married and what Scott and I worked out.  Jake was confused and even hurt again about why I would leave him and marry someone else.  I told him that there was too much emotion involved with him, that we got married for security reasons.  I didn't want to get married... it's opressive... I told him all about how Scott and I aren't going to live like a married couple, because we're not a couple - we're best friends.  Then I asked him if he'd like to go out Saturday instead and he said yes.  He told me that my life is crazy and he thinks I'm insane, but that's all part of why he loves me.    I'm not gonna lie, being with the father of my un-born child again is a little scary for me, but I think this is something I want to give a try... I think. 

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I'm at the KMK pad right now, because I don't have a computer at my house.  My house, my house - it belongs to ME!!!    Anyway, so I get here today at 9:00 and Katie lets me in.  Morgan and Kallen are both still sleeping.  Kallen gets up about 10 mintues later and walks through the house all naked and Katie's like, "Eww, Kallen.  Go put that away!"  So he goes into her room and comes out in her underwear.  So then of course Katie gets all pissed off and chases him around the house to trying to get her underwear back.  Finally she throws him on the floor and wrestles them off of him and Kallen's screaming, "Eww, get your girly hands off Mr. Pete, I don't know where they've been!"  So then Katie gets all revenge-like, sits on his head and starts rubbing herself of him.  She's just wearing panties and a t-shirt so he starts all screaming that he can feel every crevises of her pussy on the back of his head, and she doesn't stop until he cuts a big fart and the stench is too much for her.  During all this, I'm cracking up and I expect Morgan to get up and see everything while it's happening, but still, a half hour later, Katie made breakfast and everything, and still no Morgan.  So finally I decide that I'm going to climb into bed with her and wake her up.  Only when I open the door, I'm not greated by one naked ass, but two!    LoL.  So of course I let her be.    Not until noon did she and this girl stumble out of bed, and Morgan didn't even introduce us to her.  She kissed her goodbye and the girl left like no one was even there.  Morgan told me she was probably just shy because everyone knows what she did.  Hehe.  So according to Morgan, this blonde bombshell's name is La Cienega (who would have thought?) or Cien for short.  Apparently her parents are Spanish and she was adopted.  But yeah, Morgan met her yesterday, which is why I wasn't aware of her existance until now.  And yeah, I found it quite odd that Morgan was sleeping with a femme, anyway.

Morgan was at work and in comes this girl she'd never seen before who sits at her table.  She asks Morgan what her favorite dish is, Morgan tells her and she orders it.  When Morgan comes back with her food, Cien has a guy with her who is apparently her date.  She takes his order and blah blah blah.  Anyway, Cien and Morgan bump into each other in the bathroom and Cien asks if Morgan thinks her date is sexy.  Morgan tells her he's not her type, and she says he's not her type either.  Then she asks if Morgan wants to know what her type is, and she says I guess.  Then Cien starts running her hand through Morgan's hair and gives her this really seductive look.  Morgan is really into it and they start kissing.  Then Cien asks when she gets off of work and tells her that she'll entertain her date until then, and then the real fun can begin.  So at 5:00 on the dot, Cien walks in and asks Morgan if she's ready to go.  They go to a bar and Cien orders them some drinks.  They card her, and it turns out she's 32!!  Morgan's already like, um... and she tells her she's only 19 when the bar tender walks away.  Cien said she thought she was older, but she didn't mind as long as Morgan didn't... and after all, they were just hanging out.  Nothing more.    They talked and drank for three hours and both got so drunk that Cien had to help Morgan take her pants off to go to the bathroom.  Then after Morgan wiped herself, Cien started touching her and wound up going down on her right there on the public toilet.  So yeah, that's pretty wierd.  But then as they were leaving the bar, they saw the last bus coming, and decided, what the hell - take the bus!  Cien was too drunk to drive and a cab would be more money.  Then they started getting really hot and heavy on the bus and got kicked off and didn't even know where they were.  But I guess since they were so drunk, they really didn't care and Morgan went down on Cien in the nearest park.  Once they started sobering up, they not only realized how stupid they had been behaving, but Morgan realized that she was in the park around the street from her appartment and they walked home, took a shower together, and fell asleep naked.  So there's the whole story.  And Morgan's usually the normal one, too!  LoL 

So the wedding was a trip.  We had a lot fun.  Like I said before, I think my freinds were taking this marriage more seriously than Scott and I, and that was proven when they all bought us wedding gifts.  I have this beautiful picture of my Grandpa David and Grandma Eugena that I take everywhere with me.  I love them so much and I miss them with all my heart.  We were really close and they didn't even care that I was gay.    Morgan blew the picture up for me and made it HUGE.  I couldn't believe it!  It was the very first thing I hung on the wall in my new house.    Then Morgan's mommy actually gave me this binding picture frame that holds three pictures in it, and the pictures were of Scott and I in high school.  How sweet, huh?    She also said that we can keep the money she lent us to get our house.  Brian also gave us a card that says we can keep the money.  Then I figured Brian and Becky's gift would be combined, but Becky specifically gave me a vibrating cock ring.  LoL.  Actually it has a vibrating thing on it that hits the clit during intercourse.  Sadie got two wedding captain cameras, so her being our photographer was our gift from her.  Aneisha gave us two mini cookbooks (one Mexican and one rice dishes).  Katie gave us one of those collage picture frames.  Trisha gave us a rainbow cresent moon windchime.  Allen and Helen got us an ice cream maker.  Marc and Steph gave us a gift certificate for Olive Garden.  Kallen gave us an IOU for a photo shoot with he, Morgan, Katie, Brian, Trisha, Ling, Jess, Scott and I.  Mark and Sam gave us some bisexual porn.  Ling got us some Dirty Dice, and also I forgot to mention what she got me for my birthday and I got chewed out about it.  She bought me a little butt pacifier.  LoL.  It's a small butt plug called Little Zinger and it looks just like a pacifer.  Ling says it's just wrong that I don't like to take it in the ass and I need some training.  Then finally, Jess gave us a Glade plug-in.  LoL.  Cheapass Jess!! 

Anyway, the wedding took place at noon and I swear, when Morgan *danced* down the isle before me to mine and Scott's song "The Bad Touch", the guy who was marrying us had his eyes bulging out his head.  Then I danced down too of course, and he actually stutterd before he could even start performing the ceremony, and even then he said the wrong thing!  LoL.  He asked if I take Scott, but then he caught himself and told us to read our vows.  Yes, we wrote are own...

Scott, since the day I met you, I thought wow!  You were amazing and one of a kind and I wanted to be just like you.  In turn, you tought me not to be.  You didn't think I should be anyone, but myself.  Then I lost my virginity to you and the hot monkey love we made showed me who that person was - a nasty slut.  At first that behavior was ideal, but then it caught up with me.  I'm blessed to have an amazing friend like you to take me in and propose to give a better life to me and my child.  So for that, I vow to be forever thankful that you are in my life and to love and cherish you forever.  You are truely my family, and it's an honor to even know you.  Thank you for allowing me to be your wife.

No one expected that.  I noticed a bunch of our friends actually had tears in their eyes.    Then Scott read me his vows -

You rock my world, Davelynn.  You are a fine bitch goddess.  You are the rockinest person I ever met and being the first enter where many men and women have gone after me and sometimes before depending on the day is an an honor.  With all that said, I love you.  I really do.  When we met, I knew you weren't just some lay.  You were forever.  You were my present, my future, and I'm also determined, my past.  We're soulmates.  We were meant to be together no matter what the form.  I am in love with you, Dav and I know you're in love with me.  Love and sex are two very different things, and no matter who we give ourselves to physically, we both know that our hearts belong to each other and always have.  For that, I vow to you nothing, because destiny is the only promise we need.

  I cried when he read me all that!  I thought the begining of his vows was going to be the whole thing and then it turned into that.  OMG, I'm crying right now! 

After the wedding, we headed back to Kallen's parents house.  We danced and swam, and despite the fact that Ling took off her clothes the moment she got there and did the whole thing naked, we had a really great time.  We had five contests.  The first was what's the most creative thing you can do with a condom.  Ling won.  She blew it up like a balloon and turned it into a dildo.  It was the wierdest fuckin' thing I ever saw.  Next was the hotdog eating contest.  Yes, hotdog eating contest.  Marc won that one.  Third, the wet t-shirt/underwear contest.  Morgan, the guys and I judged the t-shirt one, and Scott, the girls and I judged the underwear one.  The winners were Sam and Becky.  The forth contest was Scott and I were both blindfolded, and then everyone would come up behind us and grab, slap, and kiss our asses.  We had three rounds.  Each time we guessed who the person was, a point was added and every time we guessed wrong a point wasn't and the person with the most points wins.  Basically, the object was to touch us in a way that we knew who it was without letting us know otherwise.  Ling won.  Then our final contest was pin the cock on the dude.  LoL.  Yeah, which basically is no different than pin the tail on the donkey.  Believe it or not, our dyke - Morgan won that one.  The prized were wrapped all pretty in gift boxes and each winner chose which one they wanted, until of course the end.  Then finally, what party is compete with out a piniata full of condoms?  Anyway, these are the prizes our winners walked home with...

Ling - Get Nasty Card Game and Chocolate Love Cream

Marc - Sex Questions

Sam - Mini Pink Leopard Vibrator

Becky - Trillium Vibrator

Morgan - Lover's Lotto

Next it was time for the honeymoon and Scott drove Katie and I back to his place.  Believe it or not, none of us really felt like having sex.  Scott told us the bride cums first and he ripped my clothes off and went down on me while Katie watched.  But after that, we didn't really do it.  I mean, we all got naked and went to bed and we all touched each other and groped and kissed and had lots of orgasms, but we didn't really have sex.  Matter of fact, no one's genitals touched anyone else.  The next morning, Katie and I had sex with each other right next to Scott and it woke him up.  He rubbed his dick on my ass crack to get himself off, and that was fun.  Later that day, I had sex with Scott while Katie watched and masturbated.  Then I told her to bend over us and we both licked her while fucking.  I licked her clit while Scott licked her ass.  We had lots of fun and used lots of that pina colada lube Katie got me for my birthday.  Finally at the end, I sat back and watched Katie fuck Scott up the ass with a strap-on, which was a very interesting way to end the night.  It was odd, and while it didn't get me off, I thoroughly enjoyed watching it.

Now I've been on for a really long time and my friends have been bitching at me to get off.  I'm done anyway, but yeah.  I'm out! 

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Getting married tomorrow.  I told Scott to tell Ben we won't be needing him after all.  I just couldn't go through with it.  I'm having a baby, you know?  I need to start being more responsible.  No more hooking up with guys I don't know are safe, and especially not while I'm pregnant.  My life changes today.  I still want Katie to come with us, though.  She's different.  After all, sleeping with Katie is what finally relaxed me enough to know that I can be a mom.

My birthday was yesterday.  We had a blast!  Layna came buy with my 'very special surprise' and I saw that she actually robbed my parents house!!  LoL.    So I ended up with $25, 6 of Spencer's cds - The Cure, Depeche Mode, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Madonna, and Christina Aguilera  (Think my brother has issues?  Me too.),  and best of all, something I thought I'd never get since my parents found out I'm not straight - Grandma Eugena's wedding ring.  I actually cried when I saw it, and I feel like crying again now.    Layna is the best cousin ever!!

Morgan and Kallen both stuck with the theme that I'm getting married this Saturday, and decided that walking down the isle in jeans and a t-shirt wasn't going to do.  Kallen got me this veil that's supposed to be for a bachelorette party.  It's small and clips to the back of your hair, and it has plastic cocks all over it.  It's called the Party Pecker Veil.  And of course I'm insane, so I promised to wear it.  Morgan wanted me to have a more traditional wedding, even if this marriage isn't to be taken seriously.  She got me tongue ring with a sapphire crystal for my something blue, and a new outfit to get married in - a long white slip, a white fishnet top, nude fishnet tights, a lavender double speghetti strap tank top, and black jelly shoes... which I didn't even know they still make.  I can imagine that this must have cost her a ton of money!!  I'll be a very interesting looking bride.    Then she dug up the 'best friends' necklace she bought me in our freshman year of high school for my something old, and borrowed her mom's diamond tennis bracelet.

Morgan's mommy gave me something very interesting - a bunny!  She said that when she got pregnant, her mom gave her a bunny and told her that since it's so soft and fragile, taking care of it would better help her to prepare for taking care of a baby.  So now, since she conciders me to be her daughter, she's passing that advice onto me.    She also said that if taking care of both is two much work once the baby comes, she'll take the bunny off my hands.  And by the way, I named her "Baby".

Trisha made me something very special.  She designed a tattoo she wants me to get and told me that after I have the baby, she's going to pay for me to have it done.  I don't have any tattoos, so that should be cool.  She says she wanted to do more for me than just buy me some plain old present, because if not for me, she might be dead right now or be a love slave to some old man instead of finding the love of her life.    She also bought me a mood ring, a Boober from Fraggle Rock stuffed animal, and a rainbow "Come Out, Come Out, Wherever You Are" air freshener that smells like vanilla to hold me over.

Jess burned me a cd.  Funny, because she doesn't have a cd burner.  She didn't even mark the disc, and wouldn't tell me what it is.  I figured it was probably blank, because that's how Jess is.  I didn't find out what it is until just now when I popped it in the cd player - Courtney Love's "America's Sweetheart".  Funny, because she doesn't have that cd, either... Kallen does!

Brian and Becky got me two double karaoke cds, which is awesome because I haven't been able to work on my collection in ages.  They got me an 80s set and a Party set. 

Sadie bought me the 50 First Dates dvd, which I think is sweet as hell, because that's the movie we would have seen on Valentine's Day had she been a Sandler fan, insted of going to see stupid Along Came Polly which neither one of us enjoyed.

Katie got me pina colada flavored lube.

Scott brought Aneisha up here, too.  I was soo happy to see her.  She gave me this pretty picture that Angel drew for me of me and her and her mommy.  It was so sweet.    I think Aneisha spent way too much money on me, though.  She got me Bitch and Animal's Sour Juice and Rhyme, matching SpongeBob Square Pants boxers, tank top, bra and panties, two pairs of thong panties (one pink and one white) that have an embroidered Superman logo above the buttcrack and rainbow trim, a baby name book that has over 30,000 names, a peridot birthstone ring, vanilla body mist, and a bouquet of mixed flowers.

So tomorrow is my wedding day.  To add to my bridal attire, I'm going to wear my red and black whore guarder from Knott's Berry Farm and Morgan's mommy said she'll make me a bouqet using the flowers from her garden.  That way we can do the whole 'who's gonna marry next' thing, even though I don't believe any of my friends are in a big hurry.    Also, Morgan and Kallen showed me the outfits they're going to wear as maid of honor and best man, which are really cool.  Seems my friends are taking this wedding thing more seriously than Scott and I.  They told me that the people in the wedding will be wearing red.  LoL.  Kallen is going to wear red Dickies shorts, Morgan is going to wear red Dickies capris, and both are going to wear red Dickies work shirts, (Morgan's a girls and Kallen's a guys, of course) with black vests and bow ties.  Then they threatend Scott saying that if he didn't at least wear nice pants and shirt with a tie, they were going to come after him and no red because it's bad luck.  LoL