Interests:I guess kicking people in the ass has always been kind of interesting.. I'm open about all types of music I'd get bored if I wasn't and am pretty much open minded in general (and by open minded, no I don't mean gay,lol), Movies w/ creative plots and scenarios or just real fucking funny, lifting weights, cooking, boxing, sleep, more sleep, even more sleep;). I'm a huge mixed martial arts fan, boxing fan, and at times futbol. I don't know I can get interested in almost anything;) Oh and figuring out life's mysteries, once you start you realize... eh, you figure it out =D Expertise:Masterbating... My mind man.. Masterbating my mind by reading books and watching a lot of documenteries. You know those ones that come on the History, Discovery, and Science Channels? I fucking love those!!! That and never letting anybody ever get the best of me. NEVER!!! This means you bitch!!! ...lol.... Ohh and uhh implementing the use of Divergent Thought;) Other than that I'm pretty damn good at being an asshole. I wouldn't say I'm a expert yet though... Occupation:Artist Industry:Writing Arts: all
SPRINGFIELD, Illinois -- Presumptive Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama introduced Sen. Joe Biden to the nation as his running mate Saturday, and the newly minted running mate quickly turned his campaign debut into a slashing attack on Republicans seeking four more years in the White House.
Sen. John McCain would have to “figure out which of the seven kitchen tables to sit at” when considering his own economic future, said Biden, jabbing at the man he called his personal friend. It was a reference to McCain’s recent unartful admission — in a time of economic uncertainty — that he was not sure how many homes he owns. "John McCain ... served our country with extreme courage, and I know he wants to do right by America, but the harsh truth is loud and clear: You can't change America when you supported George Bush's policies 95 percent of the time," Biden said of his Senate colleague and the presumptive Republican presidential nominee.
Democrats coalesced quickly around Obama’s selection of the 65-year-old veteran of three decades in the Senate — a choice meant to provide foreign policy heft to the party’s ticket for the fall campaign against Sen. John McCain and the Republicans.
"For months, I've searched for a leader to finish this journey alongside me and join me in making Washington work for the American people. I searched for a leader who understood the rising costs confronting working people and will always put their dreams first. What so many others pretend to be -- a statesman with sound judgment who doesn’t have to hide behind bluster to keep America strong.” Obama said.
Biden 'gets it': Obama’s remarks emphasized Biden’s accomplishments in the Senate, his blue-collar roots and — above all — his experience on foreign policy. “I can tell you Joe Biden gets it,” he said. “He’s that unique public servant who is at home in a bar in Cedar Rapids and the corridors of the Capitol, in the VFW hall in Concord, and at the center of an international crisis,” he said. As he took to the podium at Saturday's rally, Biden invoked the 16th U.S. president, Abraham Lincoln, who was from Illinois. "President Lincoln once instructed us to be sure to put your feet in the right place and then stand firm," said Biden, a native of Scranton, Pennsylvania. "Today in Springfield, I know my feet are in the right place, and I'm proud to stand firm with the next president of the United States of America, Barack Obama".
The longtime Democratic senator brings years of experience that could help counter GOP arguments that an Obama administration would be inexperienced on foreign policy. The buzz surrounding him intensified this week after he returned from a two-day trip to the Republic of Georgia after Russian troops invaded.
In this Dec. 22, 1972, file photo, Sen. Joe Biden, D-Del. kisses the cheek of an unidentified friend who offered consoling words after a memorial service in Wilmington, Del., for Biden's wife Neilia, and their 13-month-old daughter Naomi Christina, who perished in a car-truck crash.
Barack Obama told everyone he wanted a running mate who will challenge his thinking, and now he's got one. Joe Biden's tendency to speak his own mind, and speak, and speak - is entwined in his DNA.
Which is one of the 'many reasons' I like this guy. Senator Joe Biden is the perfect pick for Obama to make as his running mate in this election! He has a massive amount of experience to bring to the table especially on foreign policies and being that he's not a complete unknown and is 'well respected' in Washington, Pennsylvania, Delaware, and those who know him across the country - picking him should ease some of the worries and lay down some extra comfort for those who may be questioning Obama's experience.
Biden is the guy who the McCain party was fearing Obama would pick, so it's not surprising to me that they're already coming across with some attacks like "Obama picking Biden, a long time Washington insider counters his message of change".
That shit just isn't true and here's why. Yes, Joe Biden is currently a six term Senator who's been in Washington for over three decades, but he's one of the very few people who has been trying to make things right on capital hill. He's one of the longest running Senators, but guess what? All that time he's spent as one of the top Senators - he's also one of the brokest. So what does that tell you? It says that instead of heading to Washington to make himself rich, he actually went their do what he feels is right for the country. Hmm, what do you know *kid from commercial* "they do exist".
Joe Biden has a long record of fighting to bring change to Washington, he lives a modest life style like any other average American and see's like Barrack Obama the struggles people are facing in a failing economy, he's been a peoples champion ever since he became a Senator at the age of 29, and would make an excellent Vice President for someone like Barack Obama who has the ability to hear the peoples voice, inspire a movement, and advance this country in the direction it once was heading when the 20th century of America was the foundation of the future, when one city in this country was the center of the world, a time when John Lennon once said that "New York is the Rome of our generation", someone who can pave the way to make the 21st just as historical and monumental as was the 20th. A president who wants to set this country on it's way to breaking all new grounds in technologies of fuels for the future. That combined with someone like Joe Biden makes a rock solid Presidency.
You know what all those attacks coming from the McCain party are? It's them trying to smoke screen Bidens experience, they're trying to smoke screen it, because it's just too damn heavy to move out of the way .
You ever notice that they always censor the wrong shit?! All the good shit people actually want to see?! And not only WANT to see, but most the time the stuff they choose to cut out are the thing necessary to portray a more accurate encounter of series, so writers are kind of forced to make what has the potential to be a good series well, suck... For most of these reasons (and a few others like not much originality) I've not been able to watch or really tolerate 'network tv' since I was twelve and stuck strictly to good quality entertainment, like H.B.O. Thank you HBO, thank you for understanding my problems and MY needs! You know, like closet masterbation and the need for accurate portrays of historical based series like Rome, Deadwood, Band of Brother, and now Generation Kill.
Yep, they censor a lot, but they never censor the things thats obscene to ME ..I mean you ever notice that the only time they show boob or vagina on tv is if there's something wrong with it? Like third world boob or those damn channels that show surgeries or worse 'women giving birth'! I mean, how can I masterbate to THAT shit!?!
And don't get me wrong cuz women are beautiful when pregnant and everything (blah blah blah, and more stuff men are suppose to say to not make us seem like assholes) but I don't need to see my 'happiest place on Earth', being ripped apart by some little goofy bastard that can't even control his hands yet and thinks he can just treat a good vagina that way, ripping it apart!!! I mean, thats my job!! And can't he just use the back door or pay extra for Stork Service or something?
..ok I'm half kidding, except for the little bastard part! And no, I don't hate kids people! I just don't need to see them being born! Why? For the same reasons I could never work in Healthcare, because I can't watch shit like that! I get weak in my knees just visiting people in the hospital. Sure sure --Pussy-- is what may have crossed your mind a few times along with thoughts of "damn this guys an asshole", but hey I'll throw down, I'm just not going to watch doctors perform the surgery to remove my foot from your ass thats all ...I have a weak stomach :(
Anyways the only thing worse than childbirth is those damn people that bring the video camera's to film it! I mean THATS how it got on tv in the first place!!! And why WHY would you want to see that horror again!!! To make others have vaginal nightmares too? You sick bastards!
And whats so special about child birth anyways? Dude people give birth ALL the time! I may be wrong but, isn't something thats special suppose to be a rare occurrence? Child birth, not so rare people! People give birth every day all around the world, shit there's somebody giving birth RIGHT NOW!!!
I mean, if you want it to be special, then give birth to a Rooster having sex with a cantaloupe, because THAT would be pretty damn special! And probably worth bringing a camera for...
And no, once again, I don't hate kids! I mean, I plan on having some little bastards of my own one day, because shit, somebody has to take out the trash and mow the lawn when I'm old! I just don't need to see them being born!!! Believe me my fruit bearing woman of the future, you'll thank yourself for all the sex we'll STILL have afterwards if you DON'T invite me in the room to watch! ..Or you know, I can be in the room to support you ..just don't make me look down ...please?
...thats right I took George Carlin's advice and made a list. So I dedicate this post to his legacy.
Let's start with the grown adult who even after reaching maturity still thinks it's bad to use strong language, or worse the bastards who use those little cutesy words to replace them! You know those assholes I'm talking about! Those fucking people that use replacement words, like frig, or dang, or even worse poopy. I mean, these are grown ass people!!!
And what about those people who get offended when someone uses strong language in jokes or art so they protest to the government who then censors every little thing? Man, these people got some nerve eh? I mean, where were you during the universal health care march huh?
So you know what I say? I say fuck those people, and fuck those peoples dogs and cats! The fact that they get offended when someone uses strong language in jokes or art offends ME!!! Thats right! It offends me, as an artist who's intelligent enough to realize it's just psychology that was past along from generation to generation and probably evolved from some puritan fuck-head who one day woke up seen his wife fucking the lawn boy, and decided to take it out on his children who said he was a pathetic piece of shit because he couldn't satisfy that slut he called his wife!
You see, you could take --ANY-- group of words to tell your children are wrong and dirty to say, tell them that their whole life, and chances are that they'll grow up to get offended or cringe a little bit whenever someone says those words.
What do you know, see how that works?! ..but you can't tell people that shit. why? Because some people are stupid.
The religious people who go to confession and think they're cleansed of their sins after saying 32 hail mary's and a few our fathers.
I mean, wtf is this shit, and wtf do you think god has obsessive compulsive disorder or is fucking def?! I think he/she/they can hear you the first time, and thats even if they're listening to your sinful sleeping with the neighbors spouse or masterbating in their front lawn while wearing nothing but a t-shirt that says 'number one dad' while having a pompom sticking out of your ass in the first place! I mean, your own wife/husband doesn't even like listening to you so why would god want to?!
The guy who knocks on wood...
I just don't get this shit I mean, do you expect someone to knock back or open the door? And how many knocks do you have to knock to make sure that what you just said isn't jinxed? I mean, whats an official number of knocks? One? No, thats not it, nobody ever hears just ONE knock, I mean, what if the forces that be are sleeping? One knock would just wake them up and then they'd listen, hear nothing, and go back to sleep.
Two? No, that can't be right either, I mean, two knocks just sounds too short. Knock on wood right now does that sound right to you? So it can't be two knocks...
Now three!!! Yeah, three knocks would make it legit! I mean three is a divine number! It's sacred! How many people died on the cross? Three. How many departments can you contact when you dial 911? Three! Hospital, police, and fire. The three branches of government, the three musketeers, the three blind mice, you eat three meals in a day breakfast lunch and dinner, three of a kind, the three tenors, Jesus Mary and Joseph, the divine trilogy, the three amigos, three's not a crowd, because THREE'S Company, and how many stooges where there? there were three, three stooges!
..well there were five, but only three on at a time, I'm mean people could only watch three fucking stooges at time. Any more than three would be too much stooge for most people to handle. So yeah, it's got to be three knocks! I mean any less knocks than three is just to few, and any more than that just makes you sound desperate or look crazy. So three! Three knocks it is then.
Btw, I'm going to keep this to three for now, but believe me, there are plenty MORE on my dumb ass persons list!!! I mean start using some common sense out there people!!! Please, I mean:
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Thank you HBO, thank you for understanding my problems and MY needs! You know, like closet masterbation and the need for accurate portrays of historical based series like Rome, Deadwood, Band of Brother, and now Generation Kill.
..I mean you ever notice that the only time they show boob or vagina on tv is if there's something wrong with it? Like third world boob or those damn channels that show surgeries or worse 'women giving birth'! I mean, how can I masterbate to THAT shit!?! 
I mean, do you expect someone to knock back or open the door? And how many knocks do you have to knock to make sure that what you just said isn't jinxed? I mean, whats an official number of knocks? One? No, thats not it, nobody ever hears just ONE knock, I mean, what if the forces that be are sleeping? One knock would just wake them up and then they'd listen, hear nothing, and go back to sleep. 
