After a long Satuday of running errands and taking care of personal business, a good friend called me up to hang out at the Yacht Club. I couldn't pass up on the opportunity. So when I arrived there were lots of people there drinking and socializing with a live band. He saw me walking in and quickly introduced me to the crowd. Everyone were friendly and down to earth. Most of them are very knowledgeable about boats. We all bought each other a few rounds of beer. While downing 3 pints of beer, I took the time to appreciate the organic bar environment. The bar stand, chairs, and walls were all made of wood. The window view has an incredible bright lit gateway to the pacific, The Golden Gate Bridge. The view was so spectacular that you can see it from a different perspective and very few people knows about.
The night was lively with the majority of middle age women and men jamming on the dance floor with live music. My buddy grabbed my beer, told me "go mingle devil dog!" and shoves on into the dance floor. He used Devil Dog, the nickname for Marines due to the look of the hair cut I just got. So I'm on the dance floor feeling extreme awkwardness and trying to blend in with music I had no rhythm for. Then a mature middle aged blond danced across me from left to right waved and said "Hi." I WOOed (Wink Only Once) her to return the acknowledgement. She then grabbed her friend they both were dancing towards me and cornered me off side by side. Feeling awkward, I discretely and slowly moved back thinking I could gain more room until something stopped me in my tracks. Did a quick check behind and I backed into the foundation pillar. Then the one of the blond woman got intimate pillar like she was making love to the pillar. What a trip and it gets more awkward by the minute. When the music finally dies down I got a chance to talk to this mysterious blond woman. We had a very friendly conversation and it turns out it she's a Special Ed instructor and also taking a pole dancing class. I provided a few hints about myself and she's dying to know more. My friend asked me to out for a boat ride so we ended our conversation and told her that we'll be back.
This just gets more and more interesting. He got into his small rigid inflatable boat, started the engine and instructed me to hop in. I carefully hopped without shifting the boat and falling into the water. We waited for the engine to warm up and he made a comment "you look like you had a great time this evening with those two women." - "It was awkward they were trying to gang up on me." - "These middle aged women and having too much fun and they are ready, waiting, and know what they want." - "Ohh crap, I thought middle aged women reaching their prime sexual peak from 35 - 40 was a myth." - "Ohh... it's very real and true." - "Besides being the youngest gentleman in there it's probably the Asian persuasion." - "Haha... damn it Ray, you got it going on!" - "Hold on!" He hit the throttle on the engines and took off like motorcycle. The weight shifts to the rear and the front of the boat pitched upwards. He maneuvered the boat around the buoy to test his engine and took it out of the shore and into the Bay. We were traveling fairly fast on water at 30 knots (25 mph) out towards the Bay the waves got rougher and the boat slam med hard against my ass like it trying de-virginize me on a rigid inflatable. With the cold winds and rough waves, I grabbing the ropes on the side and moved towards the front to maintain balance of the boat. So I get a beautiful front view and splashes of cold ultra salt water. We piloted through and under the Golden Gate Bridge in the middle of the night. The views from the waters are just incredible and very different from the sights on land. On our way back shore, a Coast Guard helicopter scanned the Golden Gate Bridge with a spotlight. We quickly turned off our tac lights to denounce any suspicions and returned to shore. Seems like a night recon mission.
Rigid Inflatable Boat
A bigger version that we used
It got late and freezing our balls off. We went stopped by the Yacht Club to say good bye to everyone
and called it a night. A night to cherish.
Golden Gate Bridge
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go Ray! haha what a great night, it's like watching a movie. glad you enjoyed yourself despite the awkwardness.