How to make a boat to sail with in lake michigan at 11:34 p.m. on a sunday.
1. Fit both your legs into a 36 pack mountain dew box
2. Invent something to make you warm when it reacts to the 47 degree water temperature i…
I'd rather not be force fed by my father, but lately I haven't really felt like breathing either.
Dandylawns on a fresh cut lion, people in the know would like to know.
I just keep rambling sentences off into my head.…
You start off your ride by passing your mother's aging neighbor. You
start to formulate the sentence on how a month a half ago, the decaying
smell spreading through the building was perceived by my mother to be
the un…
Sitting in her beat up truck
my pockets empty
my hands full
I think to myself "I would be completely fine if my heart exploded in my chest on the freeway"
I really need to get rid of this picture, it hardly…
WEIRD!
I found it where I always look. I just can't believe it is happening.
After months of waiting and stalking, I've found that feeling.
Every kiss is tasting sweeter
ever song is coming in clearer
a…
I work at navy pier, I try and scare people. I wear make up that accentuates my strong cheek bones and sexy jawline.
I am the mortician
I work for 18 days, I make 1000 dollars
Come visit me, from 4-10 p.m. frid…
Ok, so it is 4 a.m. and every time I swallow, I cringe. I dropped my
sock in barbeque sauce, which causes me to look at silly punk rockers
xanga's. There really are some hot people out there. Some people who are
able …
AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
OCTOBER 21ST, THE NOTE, 8 DOLLARS, 10 P.M.!
THE PLANET THE
THE GET HUSTLE
31 KNOTS
GREEN MILK FROM THE PLANET ORANGE
DEMA, PANDA, BRIAN, LAUREN, JT, MANDUH, JASON, ANDY, RICKY RI…
So, I decided to stop being a queer and write an entry that was actually understandable.
First off, everyone but me must have seen this coming.
I worked tonite with a man named jessie. He is originaly from upst…