There is not enough room in this body for me and this baby.  It is going to be war.

I registered for baby junk today at Target and Babies'R'Us.  If you are bored, you can look at my registries online starting Monday morning. 

THE ROYALS WON - COULD I BE ANY HAPPIER????  We just needed to bring Harvey back up.  And how cute are DeJesus and Graffanino?

PS.  Right before your wedding is not a good time to be running away.  If you have second thoughts, just tell someone.  Don't make the whole country wonder where you are.

This baby . .  . not my favorite person right now.