Monday, February 14, 2005

• I had to skip Physics again because I didn't get to sleep until 5am.  I was up late watching HBO and this thing called Autopsy.  The Info blurp said something like "Stories from autopsy performances from murders.  Actual autopsy footage shown.  Special adults only."  I told myself I shouldn't watch it and I did anyway.  I've never been so terrified in my life. 

  Have you ever watched a really bad show but you can't get yourself to change the channel because it was hypnotically bad?  Well, this was like that.  It was so strange I couldn't change the channel despite the fact it was scaring the shit out of me.  They kept zooming in on the mangled faces of dead bodies that had been murdered.  In one story, the murderer had an obsession with taking out the victim's eyes.  When they found his house, he had all these porceline dolls and manequins.  He's currently serving his third life term, where he spends his time drawing eyeballs and he tapes them to his wall. 

  Keep in mind it's like 1am and all the lights are off and I'm alone in my apartment.  The worst story was about this guy in the 1930's who was a doctor during the time when tuburculosis had no cure.  A young lady died in his care, and he thought she was beautiful.  He convinced the family to let him make her a mausoleum for her with an air-tight coffin so her body wouldn't wither.  After a few years they found out that he had stolen the body.  The very angry sister found his house and demanded to see her sister.  He took her upstairs in this really creepy house and when he opened the bedroom door, her sister's body was lying on the bed with a wedding gown on.  Her body had been preserved and her face looked like a porceline doll.  The worst part is, he had put a vaginal cup or something inside of her so he could have sex with her body.  He had been sleeping in that house with the dead woman for years. 

  After that, I couldn't get off the couch for three hours.  I was afraid if I closed my eyes I would start seeing those faces again.  And now I've missed class.  So the moral of the story is...don't ever watch that show!  But you have to watch this show!!

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