Ships that pass in the night, and speak each other in passing

Heard on the high seas today:
Tourist: pointing towards land, “How far does the shoreline go?”
Me: blinks “Umm… the whole way around, I think.”

 
          Being that I have brain damage that seriously affects my memory, lists and other mnemonic aids are of great use to me.  When Amazon came out with their wish list, I though this would be a great thing, so I made an account and everything I see something interesting, or someone recommends something to me, I put it on my Amazon wish list.  Unfortunately, now every time I look at it I have to keep asking myself “What the hell did I want that thing for?”  As I generally have no recollection of adding half of this stuff.  And the bizarre range of items I have on my list has messed up Amazon’s recommendation engine to the extent that it is offering me everything from books on Yourba religion to autoerotic massaging devices. ::sigh::
 

PS.  I find the singer formerly known as Prince who is once again known as Prince to be really freaking creepy.

 
I’ve also put a new post on Don’t Forget This Poem. 

Quote of the day:
"I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later."
    ~Mitch Hedberg

And now, for your moment of zen: