| | Here are some of the messed up rules that my mom gives me....1. you are not grounded but you are not allowed to go anywhere until further notice 2. You must complete the chores list for the day* problem is there is no chores list* 3.you may express your feelings, but you may not talk to me about them. 4. I want you too have more friends but...only the ones i pick out for you. 5.I don't like your friends but i like them a heckuva lot more than you. 6. why can't you be more normal *in other words a prep* 7. You don't have to go to church but you can't go anywhere else on sunday unless accompanied by me which means church. 8. I want you to learn to drive better, but you can't drive the car Mon. tues. Weds. Thurs. Fri. Sat. Sun. ...unless i feel sick.9. You may not go out in the sun for more than 15 minutes without your hat...that one i kinda agree with..i burn to easily and don't want to get skin cancer. 10. you may not sit in front of the comp. without a timer...11. i have people watching you so don't even try to walk off. 12. don't answer the phone unless you know who's calling ahead of time. 13. sometimes you need a mild sedative *put's a lor tab in my food, i sleep late after that* 14.No anime whatso ever in this house, unless it's somebodies birthday or i am asleep. 15. don't bring the mail in on Saturday. 16. Don't wake mom up, or there will be consequences. 17.absolutely no skin is to be shown outside this house unless it is at least 89 %. again unless it's my b-day. 18. no talking in public or at church, no laughing, no playing with my hair, no fidgeting....though i am aloud to fall asleep.19. Smile when you are sad * that is really hard to do*. 20. You may have friends over whenever you want though not today, or tommorow, or the day after that, etc. 21. don't look me straight in the eye's. 22. don't get in my way when i'm angry. 22. I am not aloud to touch her head. 23. not aloud to touch her stuff. 24. not aloud to go in my back yard. 25. not aloud to open the window. 26. not aloud to change the radio station. 27. you may not slice cheese long ways but it must be sliced side ways. |
| | Posted 6/28/2004 12:35 PM - 1 view - 7 comments
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