Wednesday, May 14, 2008
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What is the greastest life lesson you've learned so far?
there are several of equal standing...
1. life sucks. thinking this does not make you a cynic. everything really does suck.
2.the movie is never as good as the book.
3.fortune cookies give better advice than people. this is not because fortune cookie makers are incredibly wise.. it's because other people are dishonest and self absorbed.
4.when the package says put it in the oven for 10 minutes at 425 degrees, it is for the good of everyone that you put it in for 10 minutes at 425 degrees.
i would also like to add: it IS possible to burn spaghetti and soup.
5.stopping for drunk strangers waving their arms is not a good idea.
6. always look behind you when backing your car up.
7. a. rabbit + direct sunlight = bad.
b. fish + very cold =
c.cat + hamster in hamster ball + stairs = imminent doom.
(my old house had a high mortality rate.)
8. if the other children are mean to you, appeal to their greedy nature with candy and pokemon erasers.
9. AP studio art ≠ easy
10. and whatever you do, don't EVER feed him after midnight.I just answered this Featured Question, you can answer it too!
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Comments (15)
But I was hungry...
@Edgebreak - do my posts annoy you now or something? haha
@ShoutingSecrets - No, I was just trying to be cute li'l ole Edgebreak. So I was playing off the last thing you said about don't feed him after midnight. *blink blink blink* Just trying to have fun with my friend. :(
@Edgebreak - no i got it, i just feel like i annoy you lately. haha.
@ShoutingSecrets - nope. I've just been hanging out.
Lmao.
" a. rabbit + direct sunlight = bad.
b. fish + very cold =
c.cat + hamster in hamster ball + stairs = imminent doom."
I know its technically not funny. I just like the way you presented it.
@CaughtScreaming - oh it's kind of funny... in a very morbid sort of way... ALL of my pets have died in freakish ways/accidents. not one has died of old age. it's scary. haha.
@ShoutingSecrets - Freaky, lol. I had a hamster once that got its mouth stuck in the top hand corner of the metal in its cage. The bars dug into its jaw and its eyes concaved in its head from the stress...
It lived for a day or two, lol.
@CaughtScreaming - i had a bird suffocate cause it got its head stuck between the metal bars of its cage
and a gerbil that repeatedly jumped up and banged its head on the top of its cage in an attempt at freedom... pretty sure that one died of brain damage... haha.
@ShoutingSecrets - Lol, our poor animals.
Ooh, once, when my rat had babies, my Mom was changing the cage and she didn't see one of the little babies on the edge and put the cage top back on and basically split the baby in half.
@CaughtScreaming - AHHH! poor little rat baby!
i've had hamster and mice babies get eaten, never cut in half though. oooh. *cringe!*
@CaughtScreaming - i also found a baby rabbit in our yard that one of the men who worked on the lawns for my condo chopped up with a lawnmower. it didn't even have its eyes open yet.. and i tried to feed it but it died :(:(:(:(
and i had a baby robin get eaten by a raccoon.
@ShoutingSecrets - Awww the poor rabbit!!! :( :'(
Yeah, once I found abandoned robin babies, and fed them for a while, but they died soon after.
And I've had countless rodent babies be eaten alive by Mommy dearest, as well.
...This is a depressing conversation, lol.
@CaughtScreaming - ah! sorry for depressing you.
i used to have this friend who thought these stories were hilarious. it worried me a bit
@ShoutingSecrets - I'd find them more amusing if they were about people...preferably clad in Prada...