I plan on finishing my story... For those of you who don't know which story i am talkin about .... its this one:
Legend has it, that 2 friends, with similar paths, shall cross, and rise amongst the midst of mortals to influence the course of destiny. Seperated by an undeniable fate, The world these two once knew, has long but gone. Both in their prime, they now follow 2 seperate paths in their unfolding life. One (Benny Yoda), follows the path of Glory and redemption whilst the other (Kristoffer Sison) currently walks the the road less traveled.
This is a dark story of betrayal, clouded with mysticism, and illuminated by truth & love.
~A Hey Rainbow Production~
Starring,
Ben Yoda as the Revived Legendary Archangel, Brought to life once again in the midst of this worlds chaos, touching peoples Souls, converting them towards the light.
Kris Sison as the Dark Seraphim a mysterious being who appears outta nowhere with monstrous powers. He walks a fine line btwn good and evil and will play a BIG part in this story's conclusion
Aaron Anatalio as The Exessively Stalkerish Bob Marley Fan, He Lives by song quotes such as "No Woman No Cry" and we won't even get to "I shot the sheriff"
Jared Bautista as a Higher-Pimp-demon from the depths of Hell made partly of Machine and has an angel as his concience. He gets all the girls
Charlie DeoGracias as Bruce Lee warped into this story and has NO clue wats goin on
Anna as the Terrets Syndrome girl
Priscilla/Arlene as the Twins, Joined at the Kneecaps
Evan as the Butlers Daughter
Syndrea as Mistress Margarette (who is not even part of this story)
Caryn as The Fairy Girlscout sellin Hash Brownies who laughs hysterically at everything
MaryAnn as the Horney Shoppaholic Goddess who gets TURNED on whenever she sees a SALE
Scott also as Mistress Margarette (who belongs to another story, Prolly as the stunt double)
Brandon Agpaoa as the Eskoozie Guy from "EuroTrip"
Jay Bautista as the Hippy Drugie who's madly inlove with a Cartoon Babe
Matt as the FILIPINO StrongBad with an accent
Justin Rimon as the Paranoid DareDevil who, throughout the entire movie, is about to die from a heartattack
Krissy as the Dancing christmas Gypsy whose been cursed to dance whenever she hears a Christmas Song
Sherika Serbas - The sexy Alien princess who speaks our language but can never be understood.
Monkeys Are Cute Presents:
A Chinese Proverb Title
Review:
The Movie "A Chinese Proverb Title" goes a LONG way from being your standard Idiosyncratic mock up to a witty Comedic Fantasy/adventure genre of Epic Proportions! The opening scene is set In the beautiful Sunny Daygo with the falling sun offsetting the beauty of the beach. In this lovely paradise we meet our colorful assortment of characters.
Cue in the Horney Shoppaholic- We see our first character staring into Hollister through the window. She dabs beads of sweat accumilating on her chest and starts breathing heavily while a flush red overwhelms her face. Staring at a 50% off sign, she loosens up her collar. "whew, is it hot in here?"
Bring in the Mechanized Demon Pimp. He's wearing a shirt that sez, i got Three of these shirts for the price of ONE. He bumps into the Horney shoppaholic and things go Manic from here.
Six months later, They have a BABY BOY!! They name him Benny. On the eve of Benny's birth, he's secretly infused by the soul of a LEGENDARY ARCHANGEL, leaving a mark of a star on the back of his neck.
Its clear from this point on, that Benny has a bigger purpose in life. One that i will not spoil for you readers.
Fast Forward to Present Day Oceanside, where we meet our antihero. Benny is seen playing B-Ball. He's down by two and is double teamed by the twins joined at the knee caps. 3 seconds left. He pumps and fakes but is fouled hard. The ball rolls across the street and stops at the heels of a passerby. "Hi!! my names Benny. Thanks for stopping the ball wats your name?"
The handsome stranger replies, "Kris".
"Thanks Kris, i'll see you around" and away Benny goes to shoot his freethrows"
Walkin away, Benny senses a powerful Aura encompassing this mysterious Stranger. As He looks back to wave goodbye, the stranger is already walkin away. Just as he's about to turn back towards the twins, something catches his eye. Just above the strangers collar, he see's a mark so familiar to him, yet this one a little different. Its the mark of a star.
Thus is the begining of our story
No words can be used to describe this story's Poetic Irony. The plot is sooo Heavily wrapped up in mystery, that the ending WILL come at a SHOCK! Its a Guarantee!
You will definitely fall for the colorful assortment of characters. The writer Keenly crafts a believable foundation for every single personality. Wether its the accursed Gypsy or Mistress Margarette, you will love the individuality and it creates an atmosphere for all to relate to. The story Comes out next week. Be sure to be one of the first to experience this great thrill ride. I give it 2 thumbs up.
~Roger Sherbert~ | 
