In conjunction with “Hey Rainbow productions,”

I would like to present to you…The Sequel to “A Chinese Proverb Title”

Entitled:Wisdom from a Cookie…

“If you wait too long for the perfect moment, the perfect moment will pass you by”

We Begin with…

Forgotten tales of Love and Romance:

“haha i did NOT forget about you!!!! dont get it twisted! :P i simply just havent heard your entireee name in a reaLLy long time.. so it took awhile for it to process in my very cluttered mind! forgive me???” – Krissy the Dancing Christmas Gypsy

Old faces revisited with a test on Honor and Trust:

“u fag! you addeed her and didnt even tell me you suck!! lol...i found her on your friendslist foo!!” - Brandon Agpaoa The Escoozie Guy from the movie Eurotrip

Endless waves of Loneliness and Solitude:

“damn kris, look how many girls love uuuu”- Justin Rimon as the Paranoid DareDevil

Lessons NOT learned…

“zomg the condom broke. pwned.” - Jared Bautista as a Higher-Pimp-demon

And new Faces BORN:

“Pshhh!!You want me to help you make that little girl, but you won't put me in your top 8? I don't think so!”- Kelly The Myspace Enthusiast

Now, after 3 years, both withered and worn, Benny and Kris are brought together one more time for a challenge more defiant than baking cookies.

WELCOME BACK BENNY AND AARON!!!

Belated HAPPY NEW YEARS to the world!!! If there’s one thing I learned during my absence from the internet, it’s that I’m seriously attracted to girls in snowboarding gear.Just imagine them decked out, fully clothed from head to toe, with layers upon layers of obstruction between me and the so called “Earthly Pleasures.” Wow… If that’s the case, I might as well date a sleeping bag.Any-who, weirdness aside, I definitely find some sort of charm in a girl with an unpretentious demeanor.   (Note to my future self:You are currently infatuated with Rachelle Ann Go: The Filipina singer.If you happen to be dating her then I will be unduly impressed and while your making dreams come true, try to see if you can get a LEXUS LF-A aka the curvylicious algebraic mathematical QUADRO moped) LOL! Here’s a Holiday shopping tip I learned this past holiday.   Do you ever get in those situations when walking in the parking lot with a friend and you have other cars slowly following you to your car so they can park in your spot???Well fear no more!!!I have the solution for YOU!First, count to 3 and then both you and your friend split up and run two separate ways zig-zagging around the other parked cars.HAHAHA