What Constitutes a RIGHT answer? An answer which has a valid explanation and legitamite validity.
Well, i guess it's time to update this xanger of mine.
ON A SIDE NOTE: It's come to my attention that a cousin of mine, (who shall remain anonymous) but for referencial reasons shall tactfully be codenamed >Justin Rimon*, has been cavorting with the devil. It is not my place to tell him wat to do with his life. If he wishes to still chat with that evil beastly hermaphrodite whore infested butt ugly grunion type rat dropping medusa, then by all means, i totally support him! Oh, by the way, that "IT" that i'm reffering to, "it's breath stanK like stinky socks.
Haha, for those of you who havn't lost faith in my personality just yet, at least I did not swear. LOL!
Well, i guess it's finally time to reveal my age and apply my wesdom.
It is past Valentines day and i've noticed that my guy friends are lonely. I do not know much about the female species but I am feeling that they are more independant than the fellas. It's a funny concept when stripped down to the bare essentials... Guys need the lovin and cuddlin while the girls are impervious to the other sexes signals. So my conclusion is that the species known as the Homo Sapiens, are slowly going to go extinct. WHY? it all boils down to ONE MAN. "ORLANDO BLOOM" AKA LEGOLAS from Lord of the Rings. That darn (but very cool) elf raised the bar for all the preferences of ladies in the world leaving all men doomed to the depths of hell!!!! hahaha!!!
I guess it's a fair concept, the males compete with bloom while the females compete with Cars! haha! YES!! CARS!!! Mans own creation. The Power, the bumpers, the curves, the headlights.... it's enough to leave a man single for the rest of his life! Those familiar with the racing scene know of the battle btwn imports and domestic. I shun all of you who look up ot mustangs and what not! lol! There are also different types of races!! The NAS boosted inline races as seen on Fast N the Furious. but i have an interest in the Initial D drifting style races.
NOTE: the following stories have some exaggeration. do not be fooled it is intended to get my point across.
THE RESOLUTION:
I own a Glistening white 2001 7th Generation Celica. OoOH AaahHH! a Decent car which has climbed the Ranks of RESPECT among many! But i have come to the conclusion to retire from my speeding, drifting, turning, racing life. I do this not because I fear for my life but i fear for the life of another. I DO NOT want to be the cause of some elses DEATH!
I mean, sure, it was a fun time. Victories Galore, the Unadulterated Exploites of infamous white car and the mysterious handsome driver, who's skills overthrowned many It was a nice to know that when people saw my car pull up, they'd know that it was I who would be stepping out of it. It's hard to explain the sensation I get when my little cousins see my car pulling into the driveway and immediatly run over to greet me excitedly! So, ima keep it this way. No more Speeding. This is to prolong MY life, My car's life, and more importantly, someone elses life.
The reason being for this Resolution is because of an incident Which i will state soon. So BEB, be careful not to read it. same for all those feint of heart.
VALENTINES DAY:
It was a simple day with simple intentions. There is only so much a guy can do with little moneys. FOr V-day, i drew my girl a Colored collage of her favorite anime on a HUGE poster board. On the way to pick her up, i bought her a 3 rose set arranged beautifully in a lovely red vase adorned by a cute stuffed monkey. Afterwards, we went shopping for her clothes, ate chinese food, chilled at my house, walked along the beach and watched "50 first dates" which i recomend to everyone.
INCIDENT:
On the way back home, was the incident. I saw a car wreck. NOT only that but a body literally torn apart. Sadly, it was on valentines day. it changed my view on safe driving. I tell everyone this because sometimes, it takes something drastic for people to open their eyes. So i say this.. if your gonna speed, or race, do it LEGALLY on a track. (i've become a goody two shoe's I know!!)
BACK TO SQUARE ONE:
To all who have been stressin in the pool of madness hailed down from the heavens above, I dvise you to invest in some time of SEX! hahaha!! although I have NO prior experience in the action nor am knowledgable in the step by step process (so don't ask for directions, instead Read a book!), I have heard that the wanka chanka billy flipper dance greatly reduces stress, Is a great exercise, and produces natural skin moisturizors which gives you that natural glow most ladies strive for. I also hear that many walk out with a smile on their faces... A word of caution tho, I have heard that too much sex can make you fat... ??? it is unjustifiable at the moment. I have yet to look int it.
THINGS I LEARNED FROM MY GIRL
I remember one time a long time ago when i was but a wee lass. Seeing my friend snatch a flower from a little girl. In response to that action, the little girl fell to her knees and started wailing. Myh friend ofcourse commented that she was a crybaby but i thought differently. In my mind i was surprised and thought "wow! so fragile, so delicate, kinda like the flower that was taken from her" ever since then i thought of girls differently. as someone special holding some mystery i couldn't figure out. Until I met my girl!! **mu8wahz**
So now i think i am a little bit knowledgable about girlies. For you single fellers out there lemme giv ya a tip. haha!! take it at your own risk!! anyways, i really think that girlies don't care about a guys looks more than personality, so be nice to the ladies while making them laugh. Try to make her feel important and focus all your attention on her. make her feel comfortable and NEVER rush things you IDIOTS!!! lol
Higeine is important. Dress nicely, fix your hair put on cologne and deodorant. I figure girlies love the smell of a clean guy dan a sweaty stinky one. Maybe a guy with confidence is good but not too much confidence as to be concieted. Just be yourself is good advice. Find a common ground in your conversation. SOmething both of you are interested in..... Oh yah!! the best pickup line is none at all... ?? If all else fails, LEARN HOW TO DANCE!!! LOL!!!
AN ODE TO "HEY RAINBOW"
for those of you who don't knwo what "HEY RAINBOW" is, it is the blessed union of 2 good friends now seperated for all eternity. 2 random words chosen by 2 spontanious people in the hopes of concocting some popular catch phrase which ended as a doomed effort.
Alas, to my GOOD friend BENNY:
Once were the happy days of YORE
which brought an abundance of Laugh-Tore
such as the celebration displayed
on the attempts on girls we made
twice the game
or so we claim
and now your gone
it aint the same
of only it can be like B4
May you find everlasting peace wherever you are....
A moment of silence for the now absent BENNY YODA.
**chants some barely comprehendable make believe stuff to add drammatic effects**
RANDOM THOUGHT:
I've Philosiphied about this concept... Are we good or are we bad? Who's idea was it to label good as GOOD?? it's all about relativity. Is a person who steals, a bad person? but relative to a person who Kills, the person who steals is good... ??? i deno.... **sigh**
GOOD glorious Rose of EDEN!!!!!! I have procrastinated on my plans to procrastinate on school work!!! I guess i'll leave you all with umm... hmm.... ahah! i know!! a paragraph of big wordsi came across that shouldn't make sanse to the intellectuals but well meant for the lit-arded.
My condolences to all who use hyperbolic anesthesia to soothe the ailments of the balding scalp. The rumor of listerine as a noxious catalyst in the precinct of the scull is an unjustification towards biodegradable contaminants such as methylisothiazolinone.
Oh yah!! holla at mY GIRL! **muwahz to my Dhanica** gotta love HER!!! I'm happy!! yup yuP!! okiday!! until next year peoples!! hahahaha
