| | This one is specially for Trey, since I finally got our saved IM convo to pull up. Yay. Excerpts from the Beth and Trey show. (Keep in mind that my AIM winking smiley looks weird, and he said months ago that he thought it was a fried egg.) Here we go:
Singing4God8692: hi MUDDsmith: howdy... i'm currently posting as we speak Singing4God8692: AWESOME. I've been having Trey withdrawls, seriously. MUDDsmith: lol i bet... they should make pills for that Singing4God8692: they should MUDDsmith: lol nah, thats okay. i don't need your pity MUDDsmith: i have plenty of others that give me ample ammounts of pity lol Singing4God8692: lol... okay. it was gonna actually be honesty and not pity, but okay lol. MUDDsmith: don't bring that stinkin' archaic fried egg into this Singing4God8692:  MUDDsmith: oh wow... 9 fried eggs, all for me. now my ego is all swollen Singing4God8692: wow. you counted them. MUDDsmith: i'm kinda OCD like that Singing4God8692: really? how many times have you counted them now? MUDDsmith: 17 Singing4God8692: awesome.
MUDDsmith: i'm just gonna get a mail order bride and get it over with Singing4God8692: NO! Then I won't have a chance when you turn 25. I don't wanna be left out in the cold (or humidity) all alone. MUDDsmith: my life is slipping away. i'll be 22 in three months Singing4God8692: and the world (or at least yor love life) will come to an end when you hit the big 2-2? MUDDsmith: probably so Singing4God8692: I'm sorry to hear that. MUDDsmith: eh, well i'll live. MUDDsmith: well, not if the world ends MUDDsmith: but then again neither will anybody else Singing4God8692: lol MUDDsmith: serves them right for letting me turn 22 Singing4God8692: how are we supposed to stop you? MUDDsmith: i don't know... genetic manipulation MUDDsmith: or maybe a shotbun blast or something MUDDsmith: shotgun* MUDDsmith: i don't know what a shotbun is, but it sounds painful Singing4God8692: ROFL MUDDsmith: yeah, don't try that. use the shotgun. it has to be more effective and a lot less invasive Singing4God8692: sorry, I'm still cracking up over shotbun MUDDsmith: yeah, i figured that would make it into a "from the IM file" in your xanga Singing4God8692: well, hadn't thought of it, but thanks for the idea. MUDDsmith: no problem... its what i do
Singing4God8692: anyway... I've decided I can never have a guy anyway. MUDDsmith: lol why is that? Singing4God8692: because all the guys I'm ever interested in are too good for me. MUDDsmith: lol why do you say that? MUDDsmith: what is so good about them? Singing4God8692: just... better than me. that's all. no way I could live up to what they deserve. or want. Singing4God8692: and it's totally in my head, but it's still there. lol. MUDDsmith: yep... all in your head. the greatest guy you could think of still sniffs his own farts... always remember that Singing4God8692: LOL MUDDsmith: lol yeah let's see if that one makes it into the IM files for tonight
Singing4God8692: but I'm not worried, because you have to marry me when you're 25. so I've only got a short time. MUDDsmith: yep... thats why i'm getting me a mail-order bride when i'm 24 Singing4God8692: that was mean MUDDsmith: lol you know i'm playing
Singing4God8692: as for my not being a model- I'm fine with my face, it's the rest of me that isn't so hot. lol. Singing4God8692: and if you agree i'll slap you. I'm just talkin here MUDDsmith: lol beth i've rarely seen anything other than your face MUDDsmith: i'm really ugly from the ankles down Singing4God8692: yeah. your feet are hideous. MUDDsmith: i know
Singing4God8692: I need chocolate. I'll be back. MUDDsmith: ok Singing4God8692: okay. I'm back. with chocolate. Singing4God8692: and the world is okay. MUDDsmith: did you bring me any? Singing4God8692: you can have some. Singing4God8692: .;/ Singing4God8692: (my cat just typed that to you) MUDDsmith: your cat is brilliant Singing4God8692: I guess. mostly a pain. MUDDsmith: brb... in search of some kind of foodstuff Singing4God8692: I just brought you chocolate, you ingrate. MUDDsmith: lol wow thanks jerk
I love Trey. I think I'll keep him. |
| | Posted 8/8/2005 2:40 PM - 3 views - 7 comments
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