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Welcome to the latest installment of the AIM files. On this fine day we feature Kyle McBride, otherwise known as the Tiny Termite sidekick to my dorky woodchuckness. (And I really don't want to take the time to explain that, so if you don't get it... sorry.)

guitarguy2576: fa la la la la
Singing4God8692: la la la la
guitarguy2576: are you harmonizing with me again
guitarguy2576: ?
Singing4God8692: yes
guitarguy2576: score
guitarguy2576: but there's just one problem
Singing4God8692: what's that?
guitarguy2576: you forgot the fa
guitarguy2576: and one la as well
guitarguy2576: start from the top
Singing4God8692: well... technically I was just finishing the song that you started... fa la la la la.... la la la la
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: so what's up?

Singing4God8692: LOL... that's actually the first time I've seen you without a hat.
Singing4God8692: seriously. I had no clue what you looked like without a hat.
guitarguy2576: that's cause I used to wear a hat all the time
guitarguy2576: now I go naked
Singing4God8692: oh my
guitarguy2576: my head that is
guitarguy2576: not my whole body
guitarguy2576: perv lol
Singing4God8692: lol. I figured as much. still sounded funny.
guitarguy2576: yeah... it was intended to sound that way
Singing4God8692: just like your whole "I'll teach you how to kiss" thing.
Singing4God8692: that still cracks me up...
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: it's an art form and should be taught as such
Singing4God8692: lol
Singing4God8692: again... I wouldn't know.
guitarguy2576: I used to kiss things in order to test myself out
Singing4God8692: LOL... I learn so much about you when we talk about stuff like this...
guitarguy2576: welllll
guitarguy2576: I just offer the truth
guitarguy2576: I didn't make out with goats or anything
guitarguy2576: just inanimate objects
guitarguy2576: like my pillow lol
Singing4God8692: great. here come the nightmares about you and goats.
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: it wasn't that baaaaa-d
Singing4God8692: oh my word.
Singing4God8692: maybe not, but that attempt at a joke was
guitarguy2576: yes???
guitarguy2576: maybe
Singing4God8692: yes
guitarguy2576: possiby
Singing4God8692: definitely
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: ok whatever
Singing4God8692: lol
Singing4God8692: you're such a dork
guitarguy2576: lol yeah
guitarguy2576: at least I admit it
Singing4God8692: that's the first step
guitarguy2576: and I don't want to cahnge it
Singing4God8692: eh... good.
Singing4God8692: you'd be boring otherwise
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: that's all I've got
guitarguy2576: dorkiness
guitarguy2576:
Singing4God8692: although, I'm weird yet still boring. I don't understand.
guitarguy2576: :'(
guitarguy2576: you're not boring
Singing4God8692: uh huh sure
guitarguy2576: lol ok
Singing4God8692: lol
Singing4God8692: SEE! YOU ADMIT IT! YOU SAID I'M BORING!!
guitarguy2576: lol
Singing4God8692: :'(
Singing4God8692: you don't like me
guitarguy2576: you needed to hear the voice influction on it
Singing4God8692: no no I understand
Singing4God8692: it's okay
guitarguy2576: pick your pitty party up and go pitty patty
guitarguy2576: cause patty is the one with the problems
Singing4God8692: LOL... that sounded so stupid... and it made me laugh so much that my mom just turned around and said "what is your problem?"
guitarguy2576: LOL
guitarguy2576: score

guitarguy2576: so did you ever finish captivating?
Singing4God8692: I stopped reading anything for a while... every time I'd try I'd fall asleep, it was no use. then I picked up like 5 books at once and started reading again. So that's one of them.
guitarguy2576: you can't let yourself fall asleep reading
guitarguy2576: because it will become a habit
guitarguy2576: it is better to put the book down
guitarguy2576: just some friendly advice from kyle mcbride
guitarguy2576: that will be 2 dollars
Singing4God8692: it was unsolicited, I don't owe you a penny.
guitarguy2576: when you answer my aim message it's now solicited
Singing4God8692: no. I agreed to talk to you. I did not say "hey termite, give me some advice because I'm willing to pay up to two dollars for it."
Singing4God8692: no... no I did not.
guitarguy2576: you should have read the fine print then missy
Singing4God8692: where?
guitarguy2576: it's termite print
guitarguy2576: it's hard to read ok
Singing4God8692: that doesn't answer my question. where is it?
guitarguy2576: Kyle McBride: maybeSinging4God8692: yes
guitarguy2576: see
guitarguy2576: you even agreed to it
Singing4God8692: maybe? what was the maybe about, then?
guitarguy2576: you got read the fine print after it
guitarguy2576: it said... maybe.... you wanna get some advice from me later for 2 dollars?
Singing4God8692: lol. I started laughing again and mom now wants to know when you ever get any work done.
Singing4God8692: and no... you're a scam artist, that's what you are.
guitarguy2576: I'm laid off I don't work now
Singing4God8692: ah, that's true.
guitarguy2576: ok... I can live with that... now where's my 2 dollars?
Singing4God8692: um...you have to come get it?
guitarguy2576: I gave you good xanga material
Singing4God8692: yes you did
guitarguy2576: so that's worth another two dollars
Singing4God8692: stop! I'm not made of money!
guitarguy2576: lol
Singing4God8692: is this what you do to make money since you're out of work?? scam innocent friends?
guitarguy2576: exactly
guitarguy2576: a man's gotta work ya know
guitarguy2576: I gotta feed my babies
Singing4God8692: uh oh
guitarguy2576: termites have a knack for procreating you know
Singing4God8692: that's scary
guitarguy2576: I've even coined a new phrase on a t-shirt for money.... "They're like termites!!!"
Singing4God8692: I sure hope there's a Mrs. Termite, then.
Singing4God8692: (lol... I should so make a shirt that says that, and wear it around)
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: I agree
guitarguy2576: it would be fannnn tastic
guitarguy2576: I just don't have the money to do such a thing
guitarguy2576: cause I need my four dollars
Singing4God8692: no
Singing4God8692: you can't have it
guitarguy2576: well I guess the world shall never see such a thought provoking and world changing t-shirt
Singing4God8692: sure they can. YOU can't make it, but I can. I still have four dollars.
guitarguy2576: darn you and your four dollars
Singing4God8692: haha. I'm rich. you're not.
guitarguy2576: those are my four dollars and yoooou know it
Singing4God8692: nu uh
Singing4God8692: I earned them fair and square.
guitarguy2576: ok you're right
guitarguy2576: *goes off and cries in a corner because he doesn't have four dollars and someone named bethany stole his money making idea to rule the world with*
guitarguy2576: :'(
Singing4God8692: ...a t-shirt that says "they're like termites" is going to thrust you into a world dominating position?
guitarguy2576: hey.... don't look down on me just because I'm small
Singing4God8692: well it's hard not to step all over you.
Singing4God8692: you're hard to see
guitarguy2576: and apparently so is the fine print that you should have read
Singing4God8692: I don't believe it was even there.
guitarguy2576: reality and belief are two different things
Singing4God8692: wow. you sat there typing for that long, and that's all you came up with?
Singing4God8692: (don't lie, I saw the little thing that said "guitarguy2576 is typing...")
guitarguy2576: I didn't
guitarguy2576: lol I'm actually not lieing on this one
guitarguy2576: I was doing some web stuff lol
Singing4God8692: uh uh
Singing4God8692: lol
guitarguy2576: if I were thinking.... then why would I have typed something?
guitarguy2576: I would have just been thinking about it
guitarguy2576: ahhhh ohhhhh ehhhhh uhhhhh huh
Singing4God8692: yeah, you sure told me, huh Kyle. no... just because you were thinking doesn't mean you weren't typing...
Singing4God8692: I'm sure you typed a lot of insults before you realized that you stink at defending yourself.
guitarguy2576: nope... cause I've never come to that conclusion
Singing4God8692: mm hmm
Singing4God8692: there you go typing again
guitarguy2576: cause that conclusion doesn't exit
guitarguy2576: exist
Singing4God8692: exit? lol
guitarguy2576: just because I misspelled something you think that's funny huh
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: so maybe it is
guitarguy2576: so there
Singing4God8692: it is. very.
guitarguy2576: happy to amuse you
Singing4God8692: oooo... trying to get back at me by agreeing with me. interesting.
guitarguy2576: You're punctuation is a bit off there. If we are getting technical about things.
Singing4God8692: Okay... then "If we are getting technical about things." wasn't a complete sentence.
Singing4God8692: that period after "there" should have been a comma.
guitarguy2576: that's not punctuation
guitarguy2576: it's just an incomplete sentence
guitarguy2576: that's just one solution
guitarguy2576: I choose to take off the If and add aren't we? at the end
Singing4God8692: What you typed was wrong either way.
guitarguy2576: We are getting technical about things; aren't we?
guitarguy2576: lol
Singing4God8692: *sigh*
Singing4God8692: whatEVER, Kyle!
Singing4God8692: Fine. I give up. You win. You're better at making stuff up to cover your own mistakes than I am... I bow to your greatness.
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: thank you
Singing4God8692: lol
guitarguy2576: realizing it is the first step ya know
Singing4God8692: Yes, I know.
Singing4God8692: you're a better liar, and I accept that.
guitarguy2576: I'm not a liar
guitarguy2576: I am a extender/defender of the truth

(That really reminded me of the candle-spitting contest right there, ETHAN! Oh, and Kyle... you told me that my punctuation was off, but I just realized that you used the wrong form of "your.")

Singing4God8692: really
guitarguy2576: yes
guitarguy2576: for reals
Singing4God8692: lol. fo reals, ya.
Singing4God8692: *yo
Singing4God8692: not ya...
Singing4God8692: that sounded dumb
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: it's ok
guitarguy2576: you're white
guitarguy2576: you can't be expected to know ebonics
Singing4God8692: lol
Singing4God8692: gosh, Kyle, you're so racist.
guitarguy2576: lol I'm not racist
guitarguy2576: I'm just darker than you
Singing4God8692: that's true. I need a tan.
guitarguy2576: I mean look at me
guitarguy2576: I'm tanned.... I have a shaved head.... I have a rubberband around my left wrist.... and I play basketball allll the time
Singing4God8692: you sound like a punk

guitarguy2576: I'm tired
guitarguy2576: and delirious I think
Singing4God8692: you're that anyway
guitarguy2576: yeah

Singing4God8692: I was just at the point where everything and everyone- no matter who they were or what they were doing- irritated me.
guitarguy2576: yeah I know what you mean
guitarguy2576: wait... aren't you always that way?
Singing4God8692: hey now
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: you said that about meeee
Singing4God8692: that was okay. not okay for you to say about me!
guitarguy2576: I know you're not always that way
guitarguy2576: but it was funny :-\ right?
Singing4God8692: ;)
guitarguy2576:
guitarguy2576: who needs voice inflection when you have smiley faces
Singing4God8692: lol
Singing4God8692: this is true
Singing4God8692: i mean... tru dat
guitarguy2576: lol
guitarguy2576: niiiice

guitarguy2576: is that really your fav food?
Singing4God8692: probably. lol. i'm picky, too. i won't eat just anything. i pretty much stick with the familiar.
guitarguy2576: hmmmm
guitarguy2576: why is that?
Singing4God8692: because
Singing4God8692: I don't like a lot.
Singing4God8692: Every time we go to Case Ole I order chicken.
Singing4God8692: I don't even like mexican food
guitarguy2576: reallllllly?
guitarguy2576: oh man
Singing4God8692: yeah, i know...
Singing4God8692: sorry
guitarguy2576: I loooove food
Singing4God8692: I understand if you can never talk to me again.
guitarguy2576: yeah pretty much that's how it's gonna have to be
Singing4God8692: but I'm not nearly as picky as my brother
guitarguy2576: really
guitarguy2576: he doesn't like to eat food at all then eh

Okay, that is all. That's pretty much all I did today. I love days off.