Currently Listening Anything Worth Saying By Aaron Shust see related

Just imagine if you were the coolest person on earth. Now, think of what makes you cool. I'll wait while you think of it.

You got it? Now realize that nobody else is left alive after some sort of post-apocalyptic war. And then you realize that's why you're cool. Only because you're the only one left. Ah, but wait, you were cool before that war and that still hasn't changed, has it? You're still the same cool person, but now with three cool arms, and not just two like all those who went before you.

That's what it's like to be me.

You know... cool, with three arms.

EDIT: 3:45am: Hey...

I couldn't for the life of me figure out how to make that picture a clickable link. I don't think I can, because if it were possible then it would be easy to figure out. Because despite popular opinion to the contrary, I am not an idiot. But, since you can't go where I want you to go by clicking on the picture, then click here. Even though this ruins the mystique of only telling you to click on the picture.

Just click it. You know you want to.