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Mad Lib Monday

Sorry it's late. I'm sick, so even though I got home from work early today, I went straight to sleep. Anyhoo... here's your Mad Lib, plus the new list:

HOW TO PERFORM A FAST 180 DEGREE TURN WITH YOUR CAR

If you need to rush out of an outhouse and make a quick getaway in your car, here's how you can merrily turn your lunar rover around in a 180 degree turn. As you put your lunar rover in reverse, determine which way you're headed and keep both of your gluteus maximus' on it. Fruitily begin to crash up, and then quickly press down on the cathode ray tube pedal. Turn the wheel 45.3 degrees around and put your car in drive. Don't go faster than 73939133 mph, as you run the risk of sneezing your car over. Decide if you want to go to the right or the left and begin to baptize. After your vehicle has recklessly made the turn, scream "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!" and head toward your destination!

Here's what we need for next week:

1. Someone from my subscription list
2. Adjective
3. Clothing (plural)
4. Last name of someone from my subscription list
5. Plural noun
6. Noun
7. Last name of someone from my subscription list
8. Adjective
9. Color
10. Color
11. Plural noun
12. Animal (plural)
13. Plural noun
14. Exclamation
15. Adjective