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Boring entry.
It's only 11:10 in the morning and I feel like I've been awake forever. I was so worn down yesterday I laid down and accidentally fell asleep somewhere between 8:00 and 9:00 last night. I say accidentally, because if I k… -
Mad Lib Monday
Sorry it's late. I'm sick, so even though I got home from work early today, I went straight to sleep. Anyhoo... here's your Mad Lib, plus the new list: HOW TO PERFORM A FAST 180 DEGREE TURN WITH YOUR CAR If you nee… -
Marcel Marceau, and many sparrows
"Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. Are not two sparrows sold for a penny? Yet not one of them will fall to the … -
At a Joy Williams concert...
I got this from Kent. It made me laugh. Kent and BethanyAugust 9, 2005 That was the day I had to sit as a sheild next to him to fend off his crazy stalker girl. Fun times. -
It's Mad Lib Monday
Today at work, Emily, Jon and I super-glued a nickel to the ground right outside the door by the registers, and then watched to see how many people bent over to pick it up and couldn't. In a two-hour period: five people.… -
Here's your Mad Lib
LOVE LETTERa Mad Lib, by you My superlative darling,I love you more than a garage itself. Each minute away from you is a wombat, each hour a gallantly eternity. Without you, life is dull, boring, and hairy. I feel like … -
Momma's got a brand new toy!
The Dell Inspiron 1501 notebook. I told my parents they wouldn't believe it: I got there to look at it, and not only did they have it in stock, but it was 125% off!! They paid ME to take it!* Should've gotten more … -
Conversations at work
Me: "$49.73."Customer man: "Dang. For one bag."His wife: "Yep."Customer: "I remember when that could get you three bags."Me: "I can put it in three bags for you."Customer stares at me.His wife giggles.I smile.Customer: "… -
It's Mad Lib Monday!
Long list today. Here's what we need: Adjective Noun Noun Adjective Adjective Noun Noun Noun Part of the body Noun Noun Noun Adjective Verb Noun Plural noun Part of the body Part of the body Noun Ve… -
Manuel finds a penny: a dramatic re-enactment
Manuel: "A penny!"He picks up the penny from the ground and shows it to me.Manuel: "Every time you find a penny you get good luck."Me: "Only if it's heads up."He looks at it.Me: "If it's tails up then it's bad luck." He…
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