LoL I wish I could send that to my grandfather who is a democrat. He believes in all republican views but refuses to admit that he is one. He would vote for Hitler if the democrats put him on the ticket. It confuses the heck outta me b/c he talks like a republican. I guess the only way to explain it is that he is OLD!!!

Holly, that is the only way to explain it. Daddy's parents were that way, too. Paw-Paw was a union member, and the vote largely Democratic. Maw-Maw finally voted Republican before she died, but it was only after Paw-Paw died. He wouldn't have stood for it, although I don't think he believed like Democrats do. I don't think he liked all the welfare programs. When HE was poor, he just did without rather than get it from the govt. One year, Maw-Maw said she would rather not vote if she had to vote Republican, but she wouldn't vote for the Democrats, either.  :rolleyes:

Heh heh.

I heard Boortz read that one day. It's very profound. What's amazing is how many democrats get worked up into a huff when they hear it, trying to deny that it's reflects what they stand for.

Interesting to hear the tales of your loyal Democrat relatives. I had some, too, but in Georgia they began to vote Republican as the parties began to change positions. Never changed their registration, though, so we eneded up with a ton of Zell Millers over here. Most "liberal Democrats" in Georgia are quite posssibly farther to the right than most Washington Republicans. It's very strange.

Just goes to show the political genius of FDR. When I figure out how he did it, I will be ready to take over the world.

Okay, I finally read it. And I've seen it before.

Remindds me of an oldy but a goody:

Hillary is out one morning, notices a little boy on the corner with a box. Curious, she goes over to the child and says, "What's in the box, kid?" The little boy says, "Puppies, they're brand new puppies." Hillary laughs and says, "What kind of puppies are they?" "Democrats," the child says. "Oh, that's cute," Hillary thinks and she walks off. A couple of days later, Hillary is out with Bill and she spies the same boy with his box just ahead. She says to Bill, "You gotta check this out," and they both go over to the boy with the box. Hillary says, "Look in the box Bill, isn't that cute? Look at those little puppies. Hey, kid, tell my husband Bill what kind of puppiess they are." The boy replies, "They're Republicans."

"Whoa!" Hillary says, "I came by here the other day and you said they were Democrats. What's up?" "Well," the kid says, "Their eyes are open now."

"Their eyes are open now."     :lol:   That's still funny everytime I hear it.

And Doug, you can't take over the world. My son has already decided that's what he's going to do.  :nono:

And Doug, you can't take over the world. My son has already decided that's what he's going to do. :nono:

We'll just have to share it, I guess. I call dibs on North America and all major energy sources. :goodjob:

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Haha, I haven't heard that one Steve, that's good  :lol:

"We'll just have to share it, I guess."
Haven't you seen how the Sith work? I'd just let you help me get it, and then kill you in the end :coolman:

Brandon, you can't do that. Doug's a nice guy.

I'd just let you help me get it, and then kill you in the end

This is encouraging...you think like I do. I will ask my game theory professor what the best course of action is. :spinning:

Ya'll are crazy  :lol:   :rolleyes: