one day i stepped out of my bedroom door, and beheld the vast deep blue of the sea, the waves began crash into my sleeping space so i quickly shut the door, sat down on my bed, and quietly sed to my self 'i must be dreaming" after convincing my self almost fully that it was just my imagination, and infract there was really no ocean deep outside bedroom door, but woah wen i opened it the sea remained. so i thought to my self, perhaps there was a flood and if i swim deep enough i would find the rest of my house (i choosingly disregarded that my room was no longer connected to the structure) so i dived in, swam deep, deeper then i had ever swam before! i was simply amazed at how long i could hold my breath! it seemed like i had been swimming for hours! yet i was not even nearly breathless. then i saw a glimmering light i continued to swim towards it, and realized it was a porthole to another place. i looked through this porthole and what i saw was quite different then anything i had ever seen before (even in my wildest dreams!) i slowly turned the handle on he porthole, and wen it opened with a burst i came spilling out. i saw mermaids, and those who were half starfish half human (human? if you could even call it that) they wer very kind to me, showed me around the lovely land, all the sudden everything appeared like animation! i saw telephone poles that grew like flowers, and scissor trees. i was quite intrigued by this to say the least. then it came, the darkness, that shadowed the entire land. and behold as looked up and saw upon a hill a large machine that looked... well, octopuses like (if you could even call it that) they said that it was Giimillus's (guy-mill-us) home, his home that roamed. Giimilus and his followers poisoned this land with darkness every time they came near. it became late so i diced to stay the night (not that i really had a choice considering i had no idea of how to get home) in the night i heard i loud booming sound, i stepped outside and saw Giimilus's large machine. i sensed no danger so i approached it. i saw a small window and looked into it. whoa and behold, i saw a shoe box, and inside of it was my home, my life, my world! i looked around for an entrance, and found a small door at the back i crawled inside, and tip toed to the shoe box. and right next to it was a switch that said (evil on, evil off) i flipped the switch and looked out the window and saw the sun peering through the clouds. darkness was gone! knowing that the this could all end by a flip of a switch i disabled it. grabbed the shoe box, and went back into my new friends house. i showed them the shoe box and its condense, i told them that i thought if i merely jumped into the box that i would be back home. so i sed my good byes, and dove in. and then i landed plop right on my bed. to this day i'm still scratching my head...........

the end

aight. whew. here we go. so there once was a gremlin named thomas who wasnt the greatest of minds :) he always seemed sumwhat distant from the rest of the world. disconnected is more like it. and well, his world just wasnt like the world you see before you (which probably consists mostly of a black screen with minty looking font). naaw Thomas's world was much much different. In his world, carrots were not grown, but simply grew. From the ground sprang worms as long as your arm that immediately twisted into a green vine upholding a flower bud (bursting with the dreams of maturity). The trees were gloriously painted in shades of dark green and deep yellow and moody red. The wind was an ethereal breeze gently floating from shadow to shadow. The trees all had grown around eachother to form a forest. In this forest is where the gremlins lived. thats right. gremlins. And so these gremlins lived happily within the forest; Singing quiet melodies and drifting almost sleepily from one small task to the next, until one day Thomas got a bright idea to slaughter them all in a bloody massacre of rage! The truth was that aall of the anger hidden in Thomas's heart that day came out, and all we know is that, in the end, it wasn't too pretty when it all became unmasked before the eyes of his (now non-existent) fellow gremlins...

theeee End :)

hey it won't be sooo long will it? just like...half a year or something? golly why can i not remember your 14 still!