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Original: 3/7/2003 10:57 PM
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Friday, March 07, 2003

 Martha Stewart Says:
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a
peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up."

Real Wimmin Say:
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me the "Real Women's" motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Martha Stewart says:
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead.  The throbbing will go away.

Real Wimmin Say:
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, etc., chill and drink. You might still
have the headache, but who cares?

Martha Stewart says:
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Wimmin Say:
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake.  You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

Martha Stewart says:
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real Wimmin Say:
Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha Stewart says:
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Real Wimmin Say:
Go to the bakery. They will even decorate it for you.

Martha Stewart says:
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Wimmin Say:
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

Martha Stewart says:
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing gloves.  They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Wimmin Say:
Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.



And finally ... The most important tip:


Martha Stewart says:
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Wimmin Say:
Leftover wine?
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I'm definitely a real womman.

'specially the last one.

Posted 3/7/2003 11:15 PM by VelvetGlove - reply

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I love these... they're great ! ! !
Posted 3/7/2003 11:19 PM by DisAnDat - reply

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And real wimmin love this post!
Posted 3/7/2003 11:54 PM by Lady_Roxy Xanga Lifetime Member - reply

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LMAO!  Oh I know quite a few "wimmin" I need to send this to!

Thx for the pick me up

Posted 3/8/2003 12:10 AM by DaP - reply

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I started reading this and thought "Spec, what have you become?"... then I read more and laughed out loud. Thanks for that
Posted 3/8/2003 2:04 AM by light_and_fluffy Xanga True Member Xanga Premium Member - reply

Lol! Makes you kinda wonder how Martha Stewart got so popular.
Posted 3/8/2003 2:12 AM by anonymous - reply

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T00 FUNNY!!!
Posted 3/8/2003 2:43 AM by kazual - reply

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Wonderful!!!  Thanks for sharing that!!!  Got a good chuckle this morning!!!
Posted 3/8/2003 10:11 AM by MissyPorter - reply

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I'm wimmin
Posted 3/8/2003 5:27 PM by SavonDuJour Xanga True Member - reply

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Hee.  Count me amongst the "Real Wimmin".  (Although a confession here - when Steve met me I was a Martha Stewart wannabee - ugh!)
Posted 3/8/2003 7:35 PM by Morganna Xanga Premium Member - reply

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I is a real wimmin. Martha Stewart gives me gas.
Posted 3/8/2003 8:01 PM by Liz_A - reply

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Haha. Thanks for the laugh. 2 eProps for you!

From a Real Woman

 

Posted 3/8/2003 9:54 PM by nosarp - reply

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*lol*
Posted 3/9/2003 11:30 AM by faithless - reply

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Here it is. You might want to check out the whole site...it reminds me of the Free French Press during the Second World War.
Posted 3/9/2003 12:50 PM by Grioghair - reply

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Incidentally, I don't need to notify you - you already know the location. (I'm not posting there right now, though - just reading stuff...and steering clear of nutty republicans.)

I just spelt republicans with a small "r" - now that really was a Freudian slip.
Posted 3/9/2003 2:26 PM by Grioghair - reply

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tequila is shit.

what else goes w/ lime?

Posted 3/9/2003 7:13 PM by Dada_Witch - reply

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LOL.......sounds like a lot of women I know. I could not live like Martha Stewart.....
Posted 3/9/2003 9:06 PM by Darrianne Xanga Premium Member - reply

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no one has time to live like martha stewart anymore
Posted 3/9/2003 9:22 PM by streakshooter - reply

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hehe, I like it! :)
Posted 3/10/2003 2:05 AM by OpenSaysMe - reply

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I love those real wimmin!
Posted 3/10/2003 11:14 AM by MyKi_Whatzerface - reply

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Wendi says Martha Stewart should stuff a marshmallow in her....... well, never mind. Where's my left over wine anyway???
Posted 3/10/2003 3:05 PM by onyxrose - reply

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In these not-so-great times, thanks for posting an entry that lightens the mood and makes us laugh. :) (I still want Martha to go to jail, though.)
Posted 3/10/2003 11:52 PM by ahhyee - reply

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I am wimmin, hear me roar, nah... too much trouble. Just give me some wine and a chair to relax in. SUPER one Dan
Posted 3/11/2003 12:38 AM by silknlacy - reply

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Oh man, I needed a good laugh... that was great. Thanks for sharing!
Posted 3/12/2003 11:51 PM by MooseRepellant - reply

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How can you over-salt something? And I must admit that there is never leftover wine at my house...Kate
Posted 3/13/2003 4:40 PM by rendezvousgirl - reply

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