AWAY WITH SILLY POSTS ABOUT OBSCURE BRITISH PROGRESSIVE ROCK BANDS!....
....and onto the following words of wisdom...
Some essential additions to the workplace vocabulary:
BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a
group, discussing why a deadline was
missed or a project failed, and who was
responsible.
SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager who
flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on
everything, and then leaves.
ASSMOSIS: The process by which some
people seem to absorb success and
advancement by kissing up to the boss
rather than working hard.
SALMON DAY: The experience of spending
an entire day swimming upstream only to
get screwed and die in the end.
CUBE FARM: An office filled with cubicles.
PRAIRIE DOGGING: When someone yells
or drops something loudly in a cube farm,
and people's heads pop up over the walls to
see what's going on.
MOUSE POTATO: The on-line, wired
generation's answer to the couch potato.
SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children,
Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn
into when they have children and one of
them stops working to stay home with the
kids.
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