We Can All Rest Easier Now...

Theft charges against my trashy best friend Paris Hilton have been dropped after the Los Angeles District Attorney's office decided it was not "in the interest of justice" to prosecute the hotel heiress for stealing one of her own sex tapes.

For those of you not in the know, video cameras caught the star swipe a One Night In Paris DVD she spotted for sale at a newsstand.  The Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office recommended that Paris be charged with petty vandalism and misdemeanor theft.

Thank goodness. I was a worried that Paris was a gonna be spending the night in the clink without Nicole or cameras.

Also...

Newlyweds The Donald and The Melainia's stolen wedding crap is selling for hundreds of dollars on eBay. Days after the wedding, missing items from the extravagant wedding have appeared on the internet auction site. Bids of over $100 were received on Tuesday night for an official Trump/Knauss wedding invitation, and a menu drew bids of $75. Two stolen wedding plates with "the official Trump logo and 24-karat gold seal" also attracted bids of over $100.

I have a feeling that Katie Couric is responsible for this.

Finally...

Jennifer Aniston is drawing strength from her girlfriends to get over her split from husband Brad Pitt. Jenn is still heart-broken by my sleeping with Brad last month, but she is determined to move on with her life. 

She has reportedy said "The most beautiful I have ever felt is when I am surrounded by a group of women and we are having some wonderful evening together and are celebrating women. No men allowed!"

Hmmm...no men....celebrating women....surrounded by a group of women...me thinks Jenn is going to be a swinging the other way soon...