Seen And Heard This Labor Day Weekend Seen: The cutest pair of shoes on clearance at this little boutique. They were marked down to $34.00 from like $129.99 or some shit. I had to buy them. Now, I have to get a belt to match them. Seen: The cutest shirt at the same boutique. It was regular price at $99.99 so I passed it up. Heard: Some man on his cell phone. He was pulling his two tiny children in a wagon down the street and I could hear him speaking to his girlfriend/boyfriend/piece on the side. Actual snippet of conversation "I took the kids for a walk. I'll try to get over to see you later." <pause> "Yes, I love you, but I can't just leave the house." Seen: A wonderfully hot shirtless man doing yardwork. Not as hot as Jesse Metcalfe, but still hot none-the-less. I did have my camera phone, but I couldn't take a picture without raising too much suspicion. Heard: Steve Irwin's death. The Crocodile Hunter is hunting no more. What a random way to die, eh? Seen: Some random white-trash couple at Home Depot. They were debating which light fixture to put in their kitchen. Both fixtures looked like they would fit into any seedy bar, so I don't know why they were arguing. Heard: Some woman at the next table at dinner. She was telling her friend about her heavy flow periods. She was wondering aloud which tampon would help her "sop everything up." DearBoy said "If it is that bad, missy you need to switch to a thick maxi pad." Then we paid the bill and left. She just giggled. Seen: A great table to put in my foyer. It was pseudo french country and just grandma enough to pass in my home. But, it was $400.00, and I'm saving money for vacation. If it is there in a couple of months, I'm going to go back and buy it. Heard: DearBoy snoring. Loudly. After running around for two days. | 
