February 2007 Survey

....because everyone else is doing it.

1. Are your parents married or divorced? Were married. My mother has been dead for seven years now.
2. Are you a vegetarian? I'm a meat eater.
3. Do you believe in Heaven? Yup. My grandmother told me once that it looked like "Good Morning America" (this was the 80's)
4. Have you ever come close to dying? Nope
5. What jewellery do you wear 24/7? None. I used to wear all sorts of stuff, but when I gave up the drugs, off came the jewelry.
6. Favorite time of day? Nighttime.
7. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? Hell no.
8. Do you wear makeup? Nope. I used to wear makeup, but when I gave up the drugs,  I gave up the makeup.
9. Ever have plastic surgery? Nope.
11. What do you wear to bed? A smile...and sometimes a cockring.
12. Have you ever done anything illegal? Yes.
13. Can you roll your tongue? Yes.
14. Do you tweeze your eyebrows? Nope.
15. What kind of sneakers? I have some red Converse All-Stars and some Sketchers.
16.Do you believe in Abortions? Yes. It's not for me to control someone's uterus.
17. What is your Hair color? Dark Brown, but now getting very Salt and Pepper.
18. Future child’s name? Zoe Ginger. And I'd make her grow up to be a stripper.
19. Do you snore? Yes.
20. If you could go anywhere in the world where would it be? Italy.
21. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? Nope.
22. If you won the lottery, what would you do first? Drive to Austin and pick up the check.
23. Gold or silver? Silver.
24. Hamburger or hot dog? Hamburger. Lettuce and Onions only.
25. If you could only eat one food for the rest of your life, what would it be? Probably macaroni and cheese.
26. City, beach or country? City.
27. What was the last thing you touched? Myself.
28. Where did you eat last? Had some Reeces's Peanut Butter Cups for snack last night on the couch.
29. When’s the last time you cried? Um...can't remember.
30. Do you read blogs? Yes.
31. Would you ever go out dressed like the opposite sex? Yes.
32. Ever been involved with the police? Once....many, many, many moons ago.
33. What’s your favourite shampoo, conditioner and soap? Pantene Pro-V Shampoo and Pantene Pro-V Conditioner. Dial Soap.
34. Do you talk in your sleep? I do.
35. Ocean or pool? Ocean.
36. So, who has the original missing questions? Elvis.
37. Who would you take on a ménage à trois for a dirty weekend? Julian McMahon and Hugh Jackman. All Aussie. All beefy. All hairy.
38. Window seat or aisle? Aisle. I need the leg room.
39. Ever met anyone famous? Tons of famous folks.
40. Do you feel that you’ve had a truly successful life? At times, yes.
41. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it? Twirl.
42. Ricki Lake or Oprah Winfrey? Ricki Lake. Go Ricki! Go Ricki!
43. Basketball or Football? Ugh. Neither.
44. How long do your showers last? Depends on who is in there with me.
45. Automatic or do you drive a stick? Automatic
46. Cake or ice cream? Cake. Corner piece for me. more icing!
57. Are you self-conscious? Yes.
48. Have you ever drank so much you threw up? Hell yeah.
49. Have you ever given money to a beggar? Nope.
50. Have you been in love? Yes
51. Where do you wish you were?
52. Are you wearing socks? No
53. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance? Yes.
54. Can you tango? No.
55. Last gift you received? Clothes from DearBoy.
56. Last sport you played? Umm.....homosexual wrestling?
57. Things you spend a lot of money on? DearBoy, MissKitty and the car.
58. Where do you live? Houston.
59. Where were you born? Omaha.
60. Last wedding attended? a friend's wedding in November.
61. Spit or swallow? Swallow.
62. Favourite position? 69
63. Most hated food(s)? Liver, tuna, and anything avante garde.
64. What’s your least favorite color? Puce.
65. Can you sing? Yes I can.
66. Last person you instant messaged? Don't IM a lot. Can't remember.
67. Last place you went on holiday? Las Vegas.
68. Favourite regular drink? Coffee.
69. Current Song? “I Want More" Linda Eder.