100 Questions: The Spring 2007 Survey

1. what is your full name. texas "mary's cherry "alan.
2. nicknames. mary, mama, hey you.
3. where do you live. beautiful downtown houston, texas.
4. what color underwear are you wearing right now. i'm not wearing any underwear.
5. what was the last thing you did. smoked a cigarette.
6. what is right next to you. cigarette and my lighter.
7. who was the last person you ate out with. dear boy.
8. if u were a toy, what would you be. legos.
9. where would you want to go on your honeymoon. italy.
10. who would you want to spend the rest of your life with. myself. i'm my own best company.
11. how many buddies do you have on your msn list. 27, but i'm always on "invisible" so i don't have to chat.
12. hows the weather right now. it is raining.
13. last person you spoke to on the phone. some customer at the store.
14. last person who texted you. some boy.
15. last person you texted. the beauty queen...back in vegas in january.
16. whats your ring tone. different tones for different peoples.
17. do you like the person who sent this to you. yeah, for the most part.
18. what do you think a toblerone is. candy bar.
19. age. 33.
20. hair. short. salt and pepper.
21. what are you wearing right now. a yellow ringer t-shirt and blue running shorts.
22. do you wear contacts. no.
23. what college do/did you attend. idaho state university.
24. who do consider your closest/bestest friends. the evil best friend, dear boy, my "boys".
25. what was the best advice ever given to you. "fuck them all" and i've put that advise to use in many different ways.
26. do you own a vehicle. yes.
27. have you ever won a special award. yes.
28. what are your future plans. marry rich.
29. favorite food. macaroni and cheese.
30. favorite film. don't have a favorite, per se.
31. last film you saw at cinema. shooter starring markymark.
32. favorite day of the year. august 26th.
33. do you like to dance. you betcha.
34. are you too shy to ask anyone out. nope.
35. do you sleep naked. yup.
36. what is the most stupid thing you have ever done. too many stupid things to list.
37. do you like scary or happy movies. both.
38. christmas or easter. christmas.
39. lust or love. both.
40. kisses or hugs. both.
41. if you could change one thing, what would it be. i'd be meaner.
42. color are your pajamas. i have some plaid pajamas.
43. what colour's your toothbrush. blue.
44. what do you think of this survey. the usual
45. do you want your friends to write back. don't really care if they do.
46. who is the most likely to respond. i don’t send these out. i post them on my blog.
47. who is the least likely to respond. i said i don’t send these out.
48. worst feeling in the world. heartache.
49. worst sound. kitty having a hairball.
50. whats the first thing you think of when you wake up. damn.
51. roller coaster, scary or exciting. exciting.
52. how many times do you let the phone ring before you answer it. i screen every call.
53. if you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be. jacqueline susann.
54. if you could have any job in the world what would it be. a talk show host.
55. what are you thinking right now. i wonder what dear boy is going to make me for dinner.
56. is the glass half empty or half full. half full.
57. whats your fave number. 8.
58. something nice about the person who sent this to you. he knows how to type well.
59. what do you prefer dark or fair. depends on my mood.
60. does size matter. YES
61. most important physical feature. nice face. i don't hang with the uglies.
62. dark, milk, or white. milk chocolate. yum.
63. root beer or doctor pepper. neither.
64. mud or jell-o wrestling. jell-o. it's just sexier.
65. skiing or boarding. neither.
66. day or night. night.
68. cake or pie. cake.
69. silver or gold. platinum.
70. diamonds or pearls. diamonds.
71. sunrise or sunset. sunset.
72. have you ever broken a bone. yes
73. do you hate anyone. yes
74. what do you dream about. i dream every night. strange, random, vivid dreams.
75. do you have a huge crush on someone right now. yup.
76. who do you turn to for advice. my online peeps.
77. if you could have one skill in life, what would it be.
78. your favorite place to shop. used to be foleys, but they closed them all down....sigh...
79. what scares you. susan lucci.
80. what are you listening to right now. the television.
81. do you want to get married. yes.
82. favorite colour. black.
83. favorite subject at school. history.
84. favorite music album. anything the smiths or morrissey (except his most recent album).
85. favorite animal. wallaby.
86. have you ever given someone a bath. yes. very nice memories there.
87. bunjee jumped. no.
88. have you ever broken the law. yes.
89. gone skinny dipping. yes.

word association:
90. grass. fence.
91. zebra. black and white.
92. socks. shoes
93. stupid. dork.
94. silly. string.
95. red. bull.
96. bob. loblaw.
97. fish. gross.
98. space. ghost.
99. home. depot.
100. who sent this to you. bill