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  • I Guess She Likes Hers With Everything... "Paris Hilton" is the No. 1 fake name used by people calling for pizza deliveries, according to a survey of Domino's Pizza drivers in Washington, DC. And 38 per cent of those us…

  • The Critics Speak! "The Simple Life" remains emotionally opaque and devoid of humanity. As the two Beverly Hills harridans run rampage through the Ozarks with no regard for anybody's feelings, one can't help but wonder…

  • Paris' Life Has Been Soooo Rough Paris Hilton has made headlines more than once. She pushed her way through a long line of people waiting for the bathroom and when confronted about her rudeness, she barked that she just…

  • Simple Acres? The original Green Acres starred Eva Gabor, the sister of Zsa Zsa Gabor, who was married to Paris Hilton's great-grandfather Conrad Hilton...

  • In The Rating's Race... Last week, Fox's ''The Simple Life'' surged -- 12 million people watched the rural adventures of Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie last week, making it Fox's most popular program

  • From The Hilton House to Your House Merry Christmas, One and All!

  • Maybe The Girls Were Drunk.... A former cook at the Rendon Inn, Stephen Daney relocated from New Orleans to Arkansas expecting to leave the glamorous life behind. But into that new life came Paris Hilton and Nicole …

  • Hotel Hos? from the New York Daily News: Her grainy sex tape made her the third most-searched person on the Internet this year. Her kissing-booth antics on Fox's "The Simple Life" beat out President Bush's interview …

  • Tinkerbell and Paris' Next Move Hollywood- Paris Hilton posed for recent photos for celebrity photographer Christopher Ameruoso/Stella Pictures, at Hollywood Car Designer George Barris Studios. She is seen with her pet …

  • Got New Year's Plans? Ashanti, Puddle of Mudd and Metallica will all be at “America’s Party”, the title of this year’s countdown to the New Year on Fox. The show will take place not on the east coast though, but at Las …

  • Paris Beats Bush He may have beaten Saddam Hussein, but George W Bush got clobbered by slinky socialite Paris Hilton when her TV show rated higher than an exclusive interview with the US President. More Americans watch…

  • The Mayor and Mary KayLet's say you have a few hours to kill. And let's say you find yourself within driving range of Altus, a road trip becomes tough to resist. What exactly does one do when arriving at the spot where P…

  • What A Mental Image! from an interview with Sandra Bernhard Q: If you were to write/direct a same-sex love story, who would you visualize as the leads? Sandra's Answer: Paris Hilton and Jane Fonda

  • Go, Nicole, Go! Nicole Richie is focusing on her career. She plays the cello, violin and piano and plans on recording a pop album. On Friday, she'll fly to Manhattan to audition for the Broadway show Rent. She just land…

  • My Christmas Wish Comes True! Paris Hilton's latest escapades are headed to a video store near you — but they won't be packaged in a big fat box or hidden in a seedy back room. Fox Home Entertainment has announced plans…

  • Nouveau Ritchie Just before she was due to appear as a celebrity model at the Joey and T fashion show in L.A. in October, Nicole Richie received a stern warning from the designers: Please don't do anything outrageous. M…

  • A Staged Life? from Entertainment Weekly After the Dec. 9 episode of ''The Simple Life,'' I have come to the conclusion that Paris and Nicole are coached through every rude act they perform in all of their jobs. No, i…

  • Damn You, Rudolph! Paris Hilton proved no match for Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer Tuesday night. The perennial holiday classic easily beat the third episode of Hilton's The Simple Life among total viewers (13.7 million…

  • That is my girl Paris, drunk, in the photo below. He is one lucky man!

  • In Case You Missed It... Appearing on the Weekend Update segment of Saturday Night Live with regular cast member Jimmy Fallon - Paris made several cheeky references to her "reputation", evidence of which has aired on a …

  • Gentlemen, Mark Your Calendars! FOX will add a bonus new episode of the series on Wednesday, Dec. 17 at 8:30 p.m. ET. The episode will follow stars Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie as they learn yet another lesson about…

  • The Critics LOVE My Girls Very Rich, Very Spoiled and Very Stupid by Mike Argento In his short story, “Rich Boy,” F. Scott Fitzgerald wrote, “Let me tell you about the very rich. They are different from you and me.” …

  • The socialite and the farm boy Two different worlds, two separate lives ... and at least one broken heart. Paris Hilton , the airhead star of Fox's reality series "The Simple Life," fell hard for 18-year-old Arkansas …

  • Life, Part 2?? Paris continues to score — on the small screen, that is. The second installment of her fish-out-of-Barneys series The Simple Life averaged 13.3 million viewers on Wednesday — up from 13 million the night …

  • NICOLE RICHIE • Celebrity Daughter Richie and her longtime friend Paris Hilton star in the Fox TV reality show The Simple Life, airing in December 2003. The show, inspired in part by the 1960s sit…

  • Paris and Nicole Do It Again! Wednesday night's ratings race was a competitive one, with NBC winning the overall crown and FOX edging ABC among younger viewers. NBC averaged a 9.1 rating/14 share in primetime to lead…

  • People DO Have Taste Turns out Paris Hilton doesn't have to be engaged in a sex act to draw a crowd. Roughly 13 million curiosity seekers watched the celebutante slum it in the heartland with pal Nicole Richie on last n…

  • The Simple Life This is my new favorite show. Go Paris and Nicole! God bless aneroxic doped-up blonde bimbos!

  • A Timeline Of AIDS (courtesy of AIDS Project Los Angeles) before 1955 HIV-1 was likely transferred to humans before 1955 from a subspecies of chimpanzees infected with simian immunodeficiency virus (SIV). 1959 …

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