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THE END OF THE YEAR BLOG (stolen from another blogger) Did you keep your New Year's resolutions, and will you make more for next year? My resolution last year was to be meaner to people, and I will keep the same resolu…
- 12/31/2004 7:40:09 PM
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Crimmus, Crimmus, Crimmus Crimmus came and went. I worked most of the hellish season, so I was very glad it was over. Didn't get much for the holiday. Got Buffy Season 7 and Tales of the City on DVD. Got a new fancy pe…
- 12/28/2004 8:37:07 PM
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Looks like I'm not gonna be around tomorrow to post Crimmus wishes to everyone, so here it is: Merry Crimmus and all that Shit. We have dinner with DearBoy's family, and it now seems that having two of the boys over fo…
- 12/24/2004 6:33:33 PM
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I don't have the strength or the energy to go into the hell that I have experienced at work this week. To make a very long, complicated story short, the bitch in my department completely washed her hands of a very compli…
- 12/24/2004 8:13:21 AM
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Wonderfully tacky Holiday links: uglychristmaslight.com http://www.goingjesus.com Enjoy!
- 12/21/2004 8:49:54 AM
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That Rex Van de Camp is Kinky! Marc Cherry had me a spinning on my heels last nite. Who would have guessed that Bree's closet case husband on Desperate Housewives was into S&M? Yowza! He's not as repressed as I thou…
- 12/20/2004 8:59:11 AM
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Stop Smokin' da Crack, Girl! Our favorite trash singer, Whitney Houston, walked away unscathed after crashing her sports car into a bus near her home in Georgia. Houston ran into the bus while pulling out of a mall par…
- 12/19/2004 10:09:13 AM
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Um...what....kinda cool...but...huh? Ellen DeGeneres (Ellen)and Portia de Rossi (Ally McBeal, Arrested Development) are reportedly shacking up after ditching their longtime lady loves. On Friday, Ellen's publicity fir…
- 12/15/2004 8:57:18 AM
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I was so butch Saturday night that y'all would be so proud of me. There I was minding my own business watching Law and Order: Mariska Hargitay and eating queso when I heard a "boom" noise. I go to the window, and I see …
- 12/13/2004 9:12:47 AM
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There is some sort of world conspiracy going on here... Yesterday, for no apparant reason, and with no prior discussion of the topic, the fun girl at work brought me a copy of the Scissor Sisters CD. She had bought the…
- 12/11/2004 8:21:41 AM
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A big ol' gas-guzzling Chevy Suburban was infront of me today whilst I was out and about shopping for that Christmas thing at the end of the month. It was sputtering and spewing out toxic emissions. Damn thing was on de…
- 12/9/2004 6:53:02 PM
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Monday night was our store's annual holiday party. It started off boring as sin, but after I had four or five beers, it was much more fun. We have to do these random things during the party. Think of your favorite thir…
- 12/8/2004 9:16:30 AM
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The tree is up. The lights are a glow. It is time for the holidays, don't ya know... DearBoy and I put up the tree the other night. Last year, he surprised me and bought the tree and the ornaments and the skirt and ever…
- 12/4/2004 8:20:10 PM
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This blog is for a gentle reader of my site. While I was over at DearBoy's house yesterday, I was reading the paper (SHOCK!...Yes, I did not have one of my trashy sex-filled novels with me...) and came across an articl…
- 12/3/2004 9:01:38 AM
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