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  • I went to Target today. Ahh, I love me some Target. It ranks right up there with masturbation as one of my favorite "alone time" activities. Yes, I love it that much. Didn't buy anything fun, other than a grey ringer t-…

  • I'm so fucking excited. While lounging on the couch tonite watching a marathon of VH1's "I Love The 80's Strikes Back", I saw a promo for their upcoming "Surreal Life". I about wet my pants, I was sooo happy. The one, …

  • I was looking through a box of old stuff tonite. I came across a photo album from a trip some friends and I took years ago. It's filled with business cards, brouchures and comments and quotes about the various locales th…

  • If you are so fucking technologically challenged that you can not even swipe a fucking barcode, do not, and I repeat DO NOT use the fucking U-Scan line at the grocery store. For those of you not familiar with the U-Scan…

  • Well, DearBoy came back last nite. And not a word has been said about the "cd incident". I'm not going to bring it up. He seems to be fine. No sense in rehashing all of his overzealous drama.

  • Dear Boy and I got into a fight (only our second fight in a year and a half) about me owning a specific cd. When I announced I wanted said cd back in february when it was released, he FORBID me from purchasing it. So, …

  • She's moved on up... Isabel Sanford ake "Louise "Wheezy" Jefferson from The Jeffersons — has died at 86. FYI: Back in 1981, Sanford was the first African-American woman to receive an Emmy for Best Actress in a Comedy…

  • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, " When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of…

  • Last nite, we went on a bar crawl to celebrate a good friend's birthday. I really didn't want to go, since that headache I wrote about on Tuesday was STILL fucking with me last nite. But, I love my friend, so I went. …

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