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  • I watched Camp again this afternoon....and cried again. Camp nourishes my soul. I can lose the world around me and forget who I am and what is going on in my world. Another time, another place envelopes me, and I am tra…

  • Ladies and Gentlemen, Please keep the weekend of September 24th open to see the new John Waters movie A Dirty Shame. Tracey Ullman stars as a blue-collar convenience store owner who suffers a concussion and experiences…

  • Who's Your Daddy? Sunday school teacher asked her class, "What was Jesus' mother's name?" One child answered, "Mary." The teacher then asked, "Who knows what Jesus' father's name was?" A little kid said, "Verge." C…

  • Thank you, Big Brother Houseguests! Natalie is EVICTED! One down, one to go. P.S. Will looked extra cute tonite in the Jury House.

  • Natalie better get voted out of the Big Brother house tonite.

  • Bea Arthur sparked a security scare at Boston's Logan International Airport earlier this week when she tried to board a flight with a pocketknife in her handbag. The actress, 81, was about to board a Cape Air flight when…

  • Adria voted Will out of the Big Brother house. She's such a cunt.

  • What I've Been Up To In The Past Week Dear Boy and I were both on vacation last week. We were supposed to go to the bay and go relax and fishing (he wanted to fish), but at the last minute, he changed his mind, and we d…

  • " I am a Gay American" New Jersey Governor James E. McGreevey announced yesterday that he is gay and would resign out of concern over the impact on the governor's office of his disclosure of a sexual relationship with a…

  • 25 Signs That, Sadly, You've Grown Up1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them. 2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question. 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.…

  • Today is my birthday. I am not the only world-known celebrity to have this very special day. Others who were born today include: Countess Vaughn · actress · The Parkers Lindsay Sloane · actress · "Big Red" from Bring I…

  • I went to Foley's today, a local department store .They are famous for their "Red Apple Sales". And when they put stuff on sale, they really put it on sale. I was brousing around for some new work shirts, and I came acro…

  • Only a week until my birthday! <jumps up and down and all around>

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