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  • When Tink Goes A Missin, I Guess We'll Know Where She Went... Paris Hilton went out and got her self a Rotweiler. For some reason Paris was at the local animal shelter (looking for a date perhaps??) and "rescued" the po…
  • Our good friend of all things trash, Star Jones Reynolds pulled a one-day "sickout" from "The View" when ABC execs insisted on deleting all the plugs she gave to her wedding suppliers in "InStyle Celebrity Weddings." O…
  • In the Irish Catholic community, there is the story of the teenaged Irish daughter who had gone away from home, and never returned for over 5 years. One day, she unexpectedly showed up on the doorstep. Her father answere…
  • Hey God....Heeeeeeeer'es Johnny! Johnny Carson, the "Tonight Show" TV host who served America a smooth nightcap of celebrity banter, droll comedy and heartland charm for 30 years, has died. He was 79. "Mr. Carson passed…
  • Shoppin' Stories Yesterday, DearBoy and I spent the day out and about this fine city trying to shop to our heart's content. I say try because we ran around all day and all we bought was a larger vase to hold our living…
  • File This Under "What The Fuck???" Dr. James C. Dobson asked guests at black-tie dinner on Tuesday night, "Does anybody here know SpongeBob?" After everyone in the room nodded their head, whether they knew of the cartoo…
  • It's official. I'm really, really gay... I spent about a half an hour this morning reading all of the episode descriptions for The Golden Girls on epguides.com. I know for a fact now that YES I have seen every single e…
  • RIP Phoebe All My Children star Ruth Warrick, who played Phoebe Tyler Wallingford since 1970, died Saturday at her home in New York of complications from pneumonia. She was 88. Warrick is also known for her roles Citize…
  • Fantastic Golden Globes last nite! It is always my favorite awards show of the year, and I'm never disappointed by it. Gotta say that I loved Mariska Hargitay's dress. Two billion people got to see her perky nipple thr…
  • I'm A Barbary Lover With DearBoy at his place this week, I've been plopping my ass on the couch and watching the DVD of Tales of the City night after night. I got the first set for Crimmus, and a dear friend of mine has…
  • Now, some <ahem> real Jen and Brad scoop that I received in an email. Please be advised that this is gossip. Pure and simple. No implications or validity are implied by the posting of this scoop. Just for fun and g…
  • I'm sure that everyone has heard by now... Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston confirmed late Friday that they are separating after nearly five years of marriage. They said in a joint statement that "this decision is the r…
  • Now sources are telling me that my girl Madonna did not renew her wedding vows with Guy Ritchie. Her publicist, and frequent alias for checking into hotels, Liz Rosenberg said that they spent their fourth wedding anniver…
  • In other news... Madonna and Guy Ritchie reportedly renewed their wedding vows last month. They exchanged rings and vows during the service at their Wiltshire home on December 22 to mark their four-year wedding annivers…
  • If It Didn't Happen To Me, I Wouldn't Believe It I was so angry after work last night that I could not even speak about this incident, but after chatting with my boss, DearBoy, and a good night's sleep, I'm able to writ…
  • DearBoy and I spent the weekend cleaning the house and watching Dallas Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. (One of his Crimmus presents). We didn't even go out for New Year's Eve. He wanted to watch Dallas. So we sat home watching, …

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