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  • Wow. February is almost over.

  • Dammit Dharma My dear friend and "Dharma and Greg" comfort food star, Jenna Elfman has gotten all creepy weird into Scientology. If you Scientology is your bag, by all means keep on doing what makes you happy and at pe…

  • Laundry Time A newlywed couple returned to their apartment after being on their honeymoon. "Care to go upstairs and do it?" the husband asked. "Shh!" said the bride "All the neighbors will know what we're about to do.…

  • I spent my morning cleaning the house and doing the laundry. When one has not cleaned anything in over a week and a half, and one has a long-haired Miss Kitty running amok, the carpeting ends up looking like a black shag…

  • Headlines.... Trash-diva Paris Hilton tops our headlines this week. A computer hacker broke into her cell phone and published her personal photographs and address book on the internet. The stars who have had their pri…

  • I wish I could choke, maim or sterilize my psycho coworker. She's been off her meds for the past week, for some unknown reason, and made my life a living hell today. I really wish that she was off work tomorrow, but sh…

  • DearBoy went to his place last nite, so I had a total "me" night. I put on my comfy clothes...ya know, those old raggedy clothes that are perfect for nights alone with the curtains drawn, never to be seen in public. Wr…

  • Peter Brady Is A Humpy Daddy! Life has been good to our friend Christopher Knight. Thanks to Celebrity Body Challenge and some good ol' genetics, Chris is HOT at age 47. I happened to watch The Surreal Life last nite a…

  • Once upon a time.... There was a fair maiden named Mary Kay Letourneau who was a married school teacher and mother of four living in the suburbs of Seatlle, Washington. Across the playground was a young lad playing in …

  • Happy Day O'Love I hope that everyone has love in their lives where ever and however they can find it.

  • "She's not an alien anymore" Joyce Penelope Wilhelmina Frankenberg aka green right eye and brown left eye aka Jane Seymour has done it again. No, she didn't star and produce yet another craptacular movie to air on Li…

  • I really have nothing to say. Been a busy couple of days at work.

  • I am transfixed by the high/low speed chase going on through the streets of Houston. For some odd reason, I can not turn the channel, eventhough the news guy and the news gal are grating on my last gay nerve. The newsca…

  • Inventory was a smashing success. The reason why I didn't get any training...there was really nothing for me to do. The store hires a service every year to count everything. I was there to just pick up the mess they lea…

  • First Day O School Jitters As you may have noticed, I haven't really been a talking about myself in the last couple of weeks. So much has been going on workwise that I've been jumpier than a virgin at a prison rodeo. To…

  • We Can All Rest Easier Now... Theft charges against my trashy best friend Paris Hilton have been dropped after the Los Angeles District Attorney's office decided it was not "in the interest of justice" to prosecute the …

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