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  • DearBoy recovered from his mystery sickness on Wednesday and called me at work around four o'clock to tell me that we were going to a black-tie dinner. That night. Right after work. Where I was super busy. We go to the …

  • Sorry for the lack of updates about the minuta of my life. DearBoy has been sick and I have been tending to him. Last nite, I had to clean the bathroom (don't EVEN ask) which totally destroyed any and all urge to write.

  • Long, Tough Day... After a long battle and some harsh words between my store manager, and the psychopath employee who has made my life very difficult over the past few months, the psycho was asked to leave the store. It…

  • I KNEW IT! Police investigating how a human finger ended up in a woman's bowl of Wendy's chili declared the claim a hoax Friday and arrested her on charges of attempted grand larceny. ''What we have found is that thus …

  • This Just Gets Weirder... The judge in the Michael "WackO" Jackson child-molestation trial ruled yesterday that an ex-Neverland security guard cannot testify about delivering a jar of vaseline to the bedroom of the "sw…

  • Random Things About Myself Every time I watch Sister Act 2, I cry at the end. When Lauren Hill is telling Sheryl Lee Ralph that she'll never disobey her and Sheryl Lee Ralph just says that she's proud of Lauren, I sob. …

  • Hanging My Head In Shame... While waiting for "The Gilmore Girls" to come on, I watched the last few minutes of an episode of "Everybody Loves Raymond". I laughed out loud. Twice. I feel horrilble.

  • Pointing The Finger On Friday, our pals at Wendy's Old Fashioned Hamburgers doubled to $100,000 the reward it is offering for information on the origin of a human finger found last month in a bowl of chili at one of its…

  • This just in.... Reportedly, Britney Spears Federline is pregnant with a girl. Here's to the next generation of trash. Salute.

  • This joke was sent to me by DearBoy's mother. The Amish Hand Warmer An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one cold blustery day. The daughter said to her mother, "My hands are freezing cold." The …

  • Brtiney Spears, the reigning Queen of Trailer Trash, used her website to announce to the world that she's knocked up. The word on the street is that baby daddy is none other than her husband Kevin Federline. This is th…

  • Since I've been too tired to write about myself, and since SEX blogs always get more response than my usual ramblings, I give you this: SOCIAL SECURITY SEX Two men were talking. So, how's your sex life?" "Oh, nothing s…

  • The Deep South Tour DearBoy and I are back home from our weekend travelling the deep south. We actually got home on Monday afternoon, but I was too tired to write about our travels. Friday we started out of here and hi…

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