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Bennifer Two or now Gaffleck According to US Weekly, the barometer of truth and justice in America, Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner tied the knot in the Caribbean on Wednesday. Hmmm, that was my day off. I wonder if m…
- 6/30/2005 8:15:01 PM
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Found written on the wall at Best Buy today whilst I was using the facilities: ALL FAT MENN ARE MY ANAL SLAVES Discuss.
- 6/29/2005 6:16:45 PM
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I Hope Her Fiancee Leaves Her At The Altar This bitch of a bride made us all wait at the store tonite after close so she could pick up her invitations. They are a couple of weeks late, not due to anything on our end at…
- 6/28/2005 8:05:40 PM
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In My Day, They Just Got Their Mothers To Kill Their Rivals Keller, Texas is in the middle of a pizza pooping scandal. Four high school cheerleaders were sent home early from cheerleader camp after allegedly putting hu…
- 6/26/2005 9:20:19 AM
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I'm a little miffed at Xanga. I tried to log on all day yesterday, but Xanga wouldn't let me. I wanted to express my dismay about one of my co-workers (the lazy girl) and vent about the tiff DearBoy and I got into (I fou…
- 6/25/2005 8:50:20 AM
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I ended up taking a short nap and then going and having a couple drinks at the trashy bar. Gotta work today....
- 6/23/2005 8:32:14 AM
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I've Had Such A Productive Morning Gentle readers, have I been a busy, busy boy this morning! Not only did DearBoy's alarm go off at the asscrack of dawn, but I got out of bed with him. When he was in the shower, I mad…
- 6/22/2005 11:30:42 AM
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I Knew That Name Sounded Familiar Dancing With the Stars judge Carrie Ann Inaba's past is finally coming out. Not only did she play "Fook Yu" in Austin Powers in Goldmember, she was the..ahem...choreographer for Who Wan…
- 6/20/2005 10:22:24 PM
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A Blind Riddle Which teen sensation who took a brief turn living in the mountains with a vandal has returned to the Space City with baby in tow, but no sign of the husband? She may not be a child of destiny, but she is …
- 6/19/2005 9:19:49 AM
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TomKat: The Proposal Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are engaged. At a press conference in Paris this morning, Tommy confirmed that he popped the question to his beard...er...love...just hours earlier, high atop the Eiffel…
- 6/17/2005 10:27:53 PM
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I spent another morning at the dentist. Fun, fun, fun on my day off. That's for sure. Atleast I always have the same dental tech. She's a spitfire of a girl with a great sense of humor. We've sort of struck some sort of …
- 6/15/2005 10:49:26 PM
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Michael Jackson...INNOCENT?? Feh.
- 6/13/2005 8:19:44 PM
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Did anyone see "Dancing With The Stars" last night? It is that wondefully tacky show on ABC where has-beens pair up with a professional ballroom dancer and they "compete" for something Anyhoo... The judges were horril…
- 6/9/2005 8:37:42 AM
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Big Brother needs to start soon. There is absolutely nothing on television now that the season is over. Last nite, DearBoy and I were forced to watch HGTV all night...reruns, no less...because we had seen every other thi…
- 6/8/2005 9:07:48 AM
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Bottomless Mimosas All Around! So sorry about my personal funk and lack of general enthusiasm about my life and your lives and our trip on this big ol' funky earth that we all share. Some times, I just feel so damn un…
- 6/6/2005 9:19:52 PM
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Sorry I haven't been around much this week. I haven't felt inclined to write anything down. DearBoy and I spent the holiday weekend together. We caught a movie and went out to dinner. Didn't do much around the house, t…
- 6/2/2005 8:46:44 AM
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