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  • I Heart Kathy Kathy Griffin's Bravo Special "Life on the D-List" is on for the millionth time. I'm laughing harder today than the last 999,999 times that I have seen it. Damn, she is the funniest woman alive.

  • Broadcasting Live from ABC....or NBC? DearBoy and I are having some good friends over for munchies and maybe a movie or a game or charades or just chat. I haven't decided yet. I'm so excited. I love to entertain, but I …

  • Yet another joke sent to me by DearBoy's mother Turner BrownA skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this huge black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, lo…

  • I was tagged to do this by my friend Darri: List five songs that you are currently rocking the living hell out of. Regardless of genre, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, they must be songs you're rea…

  • You've Got To Be Kidding Me I woke up today to some fitness/workout/dieting show on cable. While I do normally like to sit down and eat cookies while I watch these shows and mock people on exercise balls and whatnot, it…

  • A Much Better Day Mama Socialite came in this morning and apologised for her actions yesterday. She admitted that she should have just voiced her concerns to me instead of calling my boss. I was very gracious and prof…

  • A Little Defeated Today I'm kinda down today. No humor or wisecracks are a coming out of this mouth...for the moment. I've been working on a socialite's daughter's save-the-date for her upcoming wedding. What the bride…

  • Because my life is so damn boring and I have nothing to report (other than my very mild crush on Howie's nipples on Big Brother 6), I thought that I would give you the news going on in Houston right now. Don't Fall Asle…

  • No News On TomKat But... Sources say that Paris Hilton and Paris Latsis have been fighting a lot. One source (and not Nicole Richie) even claims GirlParis was so upset at the BoyParis that she flew back from Greece to …

  • Junk Mail? My cat got a piece of mail yesterday. Yes, my cat. It was addressed to her and her alone. It was from one of the local hospitals that specializes in cancer research. All in all, a good hospital, very reputabl…

  • Tom, You Are Fucked In The Head Poor Katie Holmes. Her man Tom Cruise made her meet his ex, Penelope Cruz, to receive her approval. Yes, Penelope's approval. Cruise organized the cosy get-together at the Scientology …

  • If I Knew You Were Coming Today, I was all domesticy and I baked a cake for DearBoy. It is a white cake with white icing. God bless Duncan Hines. It really didn't take very long to do at all, and thanks to DearBoy we ha…

  • I stole this from another blog. I thought it was interesting, so I thought I would give it a whirl.1. How many books do you own? I own several hundred books. I have everything to old decorating books from the 1940's to …

  • Saved! We didn't have to go see "War of the Worlds" today. DearBoy picked up my InsideTV magazine (from the publishers of TVGuide) and inside of it was a two page article about Tommy's breakdown with Matt Lauer on the T…

  • Wednesday Today both DearBoy and myself have the day off of work. He's still sleeping, while the cat and I are enjoying all that an early morning has to offer. I think we're going to see "War of the Worlds" today. I'm…

  • I have spent the entire weekend lounging on the couch watching Seasons 1 and 2 of Popluar. For those of you who never watched Popular, it was a show on the WB network that premiered in 1999, It centers around Sam McPhers…

  • Now, Watch Me Pull This Rabbit Out Of My Hat The new lady in my department is a sharp, with-it lady. Unfortunately for her, she likes to disappear from the department the moment there is any work to do. She has a sixth…

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