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  • Whether Fat Or Thin...Star Is Still Scary

  • Cute Boy Of The Week Steve Guttenberg Mr. Guttenberg played such a defining role during my teen years about what type of man that I wanted to end up with. I knew that he would have dark hair and a furry chest, just l…

  • Don't You Go Sniffin' My Lady Parts I have not shared any stories about the Hurricane Rita hideout...mainly because most of them are very boring stories of all of us sitting around the couch watching the news. I do hav…

  • New Shows Premering This Week All times are eastern. New Shows in Bold. Sunday, September 25th 7PM – 'Extreme Makeover: Home Edition' (ABC, two-hour premiere)7PM – '60 Minutes' (CBS)8PM – 'Cold Case' (CBS)8PM – 'The W…

  • A Near-Miss Rita missed Houston by a few miles. Thankfully. There is still some destruction, but nothing major...so far. DearBoy, MissKittyKitty and I all stayed with a friend on the west end of town. There was a lot o…

  • Rita Update: Last nite, DearBoy and I took my momentos and papers to a friend's house that is supposed to be out of harms way. Normally, this trip would have taken us about 45 minutes, but it took over three hours to get…

  • Rita, Rita, Rita... Powerful Hurricane Rita was upgraded to a Category 4 storm early Wednesday as it roared into the oil-rich Gulf of Mexico. The hurrican center said that some additional strengthening is possible durin…

  • I Wonder If Daddy Will Let Her Move Home On the heels of The Human Lollipop and the Pink Rod of Steel's breakup, America's favorite plastic surgery supporter Tori Spelling and her husband Charlie Shanian have called it…

  • Deception! Fraud! Hollywood! Cowboy wannabe Kenny Chesney married human lollipop Renee Zellweger were married four months ago in a barefoot ceremony held at his home in St. John in the Virgin Islands. On Thursday, the …

  • Hot Water Almost two weeks ago, the building management "adjusted" the hot water heater. I don't know what they adjusted, other than to not make the water hot anymore. I would turn the hot water knob and the cold water …

  • Another Crappy Baby Name Tart Britney Spears birth to a baby boy yesterday afternoon. According to US Weekly, the singer welcomed her first offspring into the world shortly before 1pm on Wednesday at California's Santa …

  • Cute Boy of the Week George Eads Texas native George Eads first came to my attention on the short-lived show Savannah on The WB. Currently, the heartthrob stars on CSI as Nick Stokes. He allegedly speaks homosexual…

  • This Blog Could Get Me Fired.... I know I've been here and there, posting about randomness and yet explaining nothing that has been going on with moi. Well, gentle readers, there is a valid and legal reason for lack of …

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  • This Week's Fall Television Premieres New shows in bold. All times Eastern. MON., SEPT. 12 8PM – 'Wife Swap' (ABC) TUE., SEPT. 13 8PM – 'Bones' (Fox) 8PM – 'The Biggest Loser' (NBC, 90-minute premiere 8PM– 'Gilmor…

  • TGIF I'm so glad that I only have one more workday this week! C'mon Sunday...my feet need the rest.

  • My Day In Television That stupid twit Star Jones needs to see a personal trainer. Now that she's lost the first 600 pounds of her 1,200 pound weight loss her arms look like tapioca pudding. She was wearing a sleeveless …

  • Retro Cute Guy of the Week Montgomery Clift The release of Red River (1948) made Clift an overnight sensation and instant star. He embodied a new type of man on screen, the beautiful, sensual and vulnerable man that …

  • Feelin Gassy The gas station that I fill up the car at is not close to my house. It is the closest in the neighborhood that does not have any homeless people or stray teenagers lurking about asking for money or cigarett…

  • No more Funniest Home Videos Before Bed I had an erotic dream last night featuring Bob Saget. I feel so dirty.

  • Now That You Are Free, Go To New Orleans And Teach Them How To Purify Water Martha Stewart is finally free after removing her electronic ankle tag at 12:05 yesterday morning. The 64-year-old was allowed to snip the band…

  • I Hate People Sometimes Long, horrible day at work today. I was glad to leave. I wish that I could explain in more detail, but it has to do with wedding invitations that were sent to New Orleans before the hurricane, an…

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