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  • Friday Flesh Gerald Butler So there I was minding my own business lounging on the couch watching Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life the other night. Blah, blah, blah Angelina Jolie's lips fight some menfolk. …

  • True Trash Tale: Potty Mouth Starla One would think that "anemic" Star Jones would be too weak to cause any drama, especially after her botched boob job.. But no! Our favorite "I love to hate her" gal called Joy Be…

  • Stay Tuned I have a great wedding story, some fresh Star Jones dirt, and other random salty goodness coming your way. I just ain't got no time to scribble it down and find the right picture of that cow Starla to do my p…

  • Friday Flesh - Take 2 Matthew Fox It is easy to see why his castmates on the hit television show LOST call him "Foxy". With those penetrating eyes and solid arms, Matthew is one foxy man. Brought up on a ranch in W…

  • Friday Flesh Forgive the technical difficulties, but Xanga will not allow me to upload the pics this morning. I shall try again tonite after work or tomorrow morning. Stay tuned for some man candy.

  • True Trash Tale: Starla's Botched Boob Job Former hefty hideaway shopper Star Jones was rushed to a hospital last week with life-threatening complications that popped up after routine breast lift surgery. According to …

  • Change Yer Own Fuckin' Toner Forgive the outburst yesterday. I had a fit of unlady like behavior. Now, don't get me wrong. Usually, I don't act like a lady....more like a boozed up broad. But yesterday after work I jus…

  • Just Gotta Scream AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Thank you.

  • Nightmare on St. Patty's Street I had Friday Flesh pics, but I forgot to post them. I would just throw them up today, but I feel like I must punish myself for not posting them. I'm sure they will make their way to the s…

  • Change of Plans Last nite, I was all set to review the Tori Spelling movie that I watched on Lifetime this weekend, but DearBoy came home from work early and whisked me away to dinner. After the dinner, we went out for…

  • Three Posts, Three Posts, Three Posts in One! It was an unbelievably busy week for me and DearBoy, a busy week that I was not expecting. We ended up doing something social everyday this week, which really cut into my in…

  • Friday Flesh Jason Statham Born in 1972, Jason Statham has done quite a lot in a short time. He has been an Olympic Diver on the British National Diving Team and finished 12th in the World Championships in 1992. He…

  • The Mimic Movies aka "Funny Looking Shoes" I spent most of my Sunday with my ass plopped on the couch watching Mimic, Mimic 2, and Mimic 3: Sentinel. What a fantastic way to waste a day! Mimic is actually a good movie.…

  • Rule 47: Don't Fuck With Me Last night, DearBoy and I were spooning on the couch watching Hugh Jackman in Van Helsing. Things were all sweet and good. I kept giving DearBoy little smooches on his neck while we were watc…

  • Friday Flesh Ryan Reynolds Ryan Reynolds is another hunky Canadian actor. He was born in 1976, the youngest of four children. His first role was on a cheesy Nickelodeon series "Fifteen". If my memory serves me corr…

  • True Trash Tale: Vickie Lynn Goes To Court America's Top Judges: Supreme Court will decide the fate of Anna Nicole Smith's fortune after the buxom blonde broke down in court in Washington, DC on Tuesday. The model/rea…

  • March Makeover To tell the truth, I've been kind of bored iwith my site, and that has totally shown by my infrequent postings before the cold from hell that wouldn't go away. I've redesigned the site. New photo. New ca…

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