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  • Going My Way?A friend of mine sent me this page from an upcoming issue of a popular supermarket tabloid. It looks legit enough, but I thought that I'd let y'all decide for yourself. I can't wait to hear the denial and/or…

  • Sometimes Parents Are Good For Something I have my car registered in my home state. Here in Texas, you have to have emissions testing and they have to inspect your car and all sorts of crazy we-want-your-money-shit. It …

  • 100 Reasons Why It Is Great To Be Gay1. You truly don't care who Julia Roberts is sleeping with.2. You understand the difference between 43 brands of imported vodka.3. You can call anyone "honey" including pets.4. You kn…

  • TexasAlan Had A Scary Weekend I don't have a lot of straight male friends. I have scads of straight female friends. I have a country of gay male and female friends. I just don't have a lot of straight men that are my fr…

  • Friday FleshJason SehornJason Sehorn is one of the most ubiquitous athletes, as well as a male model flaunting his sexy abs in underware commercials. He spent most of his career playing the cornerback position with the G…

  • Me 0, Pavement 1 So I'm watching my best friend's dogs while he's out of town. I have to walk the yappy things three times a day. I don't like to be outside in the heat, so this is an issue for me. I dig the dogs...whe…

  • My Own Friday Flesh Driving home from dinner tonite, I saw the hottest man running shirtless down the street. He had on those small onion-skin shorts and something strapped to his very impressive bicep. I honked my hor…

  • Friday Flesh Daniel Cosgrove Daniel Cosgrove grew up in Branford, Connecticut. Daniel attended an all-boys Catholic high school where he excelled at sports. He then spent three semesters at a small Catholic college b…

  • Stepford Sighting Today, when I was at the grocery store getting some nibbles for my lunch, I saw a woman pushing a shopping cart wearing a big floppy lavender hat and big lavender silky/taffeta dress wearing big lavend…

  • PhotoEssay : A Sampling Of Albums Currently On My iPod It is all very random......and all very queer.

  • House of No Slumber DearBoy has me stressed out about sleeping. See, he's a "total darkness, total silence" type of person when he sleeps. I'm all "hey, I'm sleepy. So what if the television and the iPod and the compute…

  • Friday Flesh Brody Hutzler If you're a fan of daytime television, then chances are you've seen Brody Hutzler, who is currently on Days of our Lives. The hot man has also appeared on As The World Turns, Guiding Light …

  • Birfday News I got a lot of great loot for my birthday. I do make my friends buy me things. I'm not one that says "Oh, you called. That's sooo sweet." I want an annual tribute. Give me something. Anything. Cold hard cas…

  • Shameless Self-Promotion Happy Birthday To Me!

  • Happy 50th Birthday Maureen McCormick You looked good then.... ...but you look even better now I love ya, girl!

  • Friday Flesh Shawn Christian After Shawn Christian was voted "Hottest Body" by his high school classmates in Michigan, he moved to Chicago to pursue an acting career. He starred in numerous stage productions, and be…

  • Don't Hang Out With Straight Girls Just don't. It's not worth it. I have a bunch of straight single girlfriends. Actual girls with vaginas and everything. They all have an on-again off-again man (each man is different.…

  • Food, Glorious Food I went to the grocery store today and I got an entire cart of groceries for less than $60. I don't know how that happened. Usually, I take a hand basket and grab a few things and I'm always spending …

  • What The Hell? It is August already? You mean that I have to pay the rent again? Oy.

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