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  • "You Little One Broke, Too!"I had a knock on my door at 7:00 a.m. One of my neighbors noticed that my right rear tire was flat. I thanked her for letting me know and went back to bed. I got out of bed about forty-five mi…
  • S.A.T.U.R.D.A.Y. I normally work on Saturdays. They're busy. Lots of people are in the store. We close early. It's a good day to work. I really like working them.I was off today because of the thing-a-ma-bob tonite with …
  • Friday Flesh Dylan McDermottDylan McDermott is an American actor, best known for his role on the former television drama The Practice.Dylan was born in Waterbury, Connecticut, to teenage parents. After his mother's death…
  • Functioned OutDearBoy's company is sponsoring a huge event that is going on in the suburbs this week. A huge event. We've been to a cocktail party on Monday night, a small dinner with the honorees on Tuesday night, a bla…
  • He Has A What?DearBoy is out of town this weekend. EvilBestFriend and I were supposed to go out for dinner and drinkies tonite to terrorize the boys in town. Well, EvilBestFriend just called and he has a date tonite with…
  • Friday Flesh Luke MacFarlaneLuke MacFarlane is an out-and proud Canadian Actor.Luke was born in London, Ontario. After graduating from high school, Luke studied drama at Juilliard in New York City. After Juliard, he did …
  • Poundin' Away... There are finally workers at the building fixing the fence that fell in the great St. Patrick's Day Massacre. One of the men is really, really, hot with a nice hairy chest and big bulging muscles under h…
  • Double Your Pleasure...Double Your Fun...
  • Not Nearly As Funny As The First: True Trash Tales (Take 2)Okay, Xanga ate my good post, and I don't feel like doing it all funny and shit incase it gets eaten again, so here were the highlights of my trip home...· I was…
  • Son Of A Bitch!I just typed out my True Trash Tales, and Xanga ate the damn post. I'm so pissed off now. It was a damn long good post, too.Damn you Xanga!
  • Friday Flesh Paul BlackthornePaul Blackthorne is a British actor and photographer.Paul broke into acting via television commercials in England. Paul's mainstreem success came in the Oscar-nominated Bollywood movie, Lagaa…
  • DearBoy Be Home......and we all know that he hates it when I'm on the internets. I still want to update you wonderful people with the true trash tales from my hometown....but he's been on the couch staring at me...even w…
  • Friday Flesh Valentino LanusValentino Lanus is a Mexican actor.Valentino is the second of four siblings, and is also the only male. He began his career as a model, known by the name of Valentino Mazza and later enrolled …
  • Yesterday Sucked.I'm sorry I didn't get around to posting the sad-but-true tales from my hometown trip yesterday. It totally sucked and then I decided to just lay on the couch and watch Buffy: Season 3.First of all, afte…
  • Happy Birthday Hotness! Christopher Meloni turns 47 delicious years-old today........oh the things I would do to that man....

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