Friday, November 30, 2007

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    Across The Universe [Deluxe Edition]
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    i have a nominee for the "best come on line from a skeezy ross security guard" category:

    (as i am leaving the store, he is at the door)

    him: (he does that nasty head to toe and back look) "so, should i let you go, or should i keep you?"

    me, (inner dialogue): 'get the hell out of my way you creepy bastard'

    me, outloud: (nervous laughter and increased speed of walking)

    ah ross...where the prices are low and so is the quality. but i love you still.

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  • laceyface7

    I don't know which is worse,  people actually letting stuff like that come out of their mouths OR them thinking it's going to "get 'em a girl"...  I just don't know.

    I miss seein' you birthday twin :) 

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