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Concentration Makes Cents
Tide, Gain, and several other laundry detergents have recently been concentrated to a 2x formula. Their ads gloating that "Concentration makes sense." It was a great idea. As a matter of fact, I can't believe it took so … -
Fists of Fury
Back in November, I was away for CERF training. We were wearing our protective suits and extracting children from buildings which had been contaminated with nerve and blistering agents. This was just a scenario. Th… -
News to me...
I was listening to the radio one day and a news segment came on. They went over some current events and the weather. At the end of the segment, the reporter said, "...(whoever the fuck it was) was voted off of Americ… -
The commercial season...
So, I was out shopping last night. I was just out getting some stockings for my kids. I heard a person behind me say, "This is pathetic. They've completely commercialized this holiday, and I can't stand it." I turned … -
Fuck your 1mph
When I'm driving, I'm usually speeding. On the interstate and route 50 I usually drive somewhere around 85mph. It pisses me off when someone is driving at the speed limit, and some other dipshit passes them while d… -
It isn't even foggy, Asshole!
Do you know how many times I have been driving somewhere, and I notice someone in a gay ass redneck truck has their fog-lights on during a clear night? Too fuckin' many! You stupid fucking rednecks think that your … -
Fists of Fury
Last week I was away for CERF training. We were wearing our protective suits and extracting children from buildings which had been contaminated with nerve and blistering agents. This was just a scenario. The childr… -
Hey kids! Do you like violence?
Sweet shit! If I have to hear one more person talk about how violence in video games causes people to go on a murderous rampage, I'm gonna go on one myself. Unfortunately, I have a huge collection of violent video …
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