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  • As I sit here in my computer chair, wearing nothing but camouflage pants and a smile, I wonder what I'm going to do with all that stuff in my closet. I'm betting my dad will let me store it in my old room, it doesn't ta…

  • August 6, 2007To Whom it May Concern,It is with regret that I am informing you of my resignation from StatLine as a Triage Coordinator. I will soon be moving to Ireland for personal reasons. I have ap…

  • So.For argument's sake, let's say you're a 30 year old male. For the past 5 years of your life you've been married to a wonderful girl. She can't have kids, but that's okay, because all you need is each other. You're …

  • So I'm watching MTV, and I hear the opening notes to "Ridin (Dirty)" start, and I'm like "Oh, sweet, I love this song."Then it turns out to be White and Nerdy by Weird Al, and I'm greatly disappointed.But I watch it anyw…

  • Um, Jesus Christ. Blech.

  • I was going to write an entry about how to lose weight. My first thought was to title it "Why you're all fat fucks."I think I'll write this when I'm more coherent.EDIT: On a related note, I wrote a guide on Amazon.

  • Anti-JokesIf your neck is red and you live in the South, you might be a Redneck.Q: What's yellow and dangerous?A: Many things.Two muffins are in an oven. Nothing out of the ordinary happens and they cook quite nicely.A …

  • Two words:Interurethral papercuts.

  • Okay, here comes forced entry number a billion:I can't think of anything to put here, other than a retraction. Last entry, I said I was underpaid. Honestly, I can't remember why I said it, but I think there was some se…

  • So, I just had a very scary thought. "Boy, I'm very tired. I wish I had some Starbucks right now."I'm becoming a typical, over-worked, under-paid, caffeine-guzzling office working. Somebody kill me.In other news, Ginge…

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