Wednesday, August 16, 2006
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Aaaaaalrighty then...
In accordance with numerous requests by some of the female viewers of my xanga, i'm writing a new blog... the subject of which is: The Existential Ramifications of Cottage Cheese
actually not. i just had to say that... it's kind of funny i suppose.. in a weird, why-did-you-say-that sort of way. anyway, i'll be blogging about manual labor. my thoughts and conclusions.
1: It is a definite necessity that at least once in one's life time, preferably when one is of a young constitution and i-know-it-all frame of mind, to delve one's self into the activity known as "manual labor". this takes advantage of both said preferences in that it A) takes advantage of your young-ness... and exploits in to the best possible advantage... i.e. contractor: "hey! you're young! come rip these nails out, you kid!" you: "can't you do that?" contractor: "stupid kid! get over here!" and B) proves that, contrary to your stolid convictions, you don't actually know everything. i.e. you: "so i ripped out all the plywood with this sledgehammer i found in the corner...." contractor: "what the!... i said rip out the sheet rock you stupid kid! we're going to have to take a 5 week detour to redo everything you just ruined!" you: *grumble... mumble.. why didn't you say so in the first place...*
2: it is good especially for males to indulge in manual labor, since you'll most likely be doing all of it when you have a house of your own anyway. and men, if sometime in the future you own a house and at any point in time are not doing all the manual labor, but are instead letting your wife rip the ceiling, floor, etc. out... well... be ashamed. be very very ashamed. more ashamed than if you'd run T on caps in the 2NC with "educational value" as an impact. yes. it's that bad. actually, worse.
3: it's good for skinny guys to indulge in manual labor because it develops those obscure muscles we never use... like "biceps", "triceps", and the ever elusive "abs" that all those buff guys always talk about. beats me.
conclusion(s): manual labor is a good thing that gets us debaters out of doors... go do some!
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Comments (23)
and I wanted to hear about The Existential Ramifications of Cottage Cheese!! actually; no, nevermind.
and I think I'll take your advice (command?) to go outside and do labor... so I'll now leave for my 15-20 mile bike ride that I was already planning to go on
I really wanted to hear about the existential ramifications of cottage cheese! Mostly to figure out what you meant bt that cause I have no idea! But some good advice none the less. I think I'll go replace my roof now....
Hooray!! you reposted!! I can't say I've done manuel labor recently but I did do alot of swimming last week! does that count? oh wait! and I painted the inside of a house back in july-tada!
maybe we should discuss the existential ramifications of cottage cheese sometime....cause I'm really not sure what you mean. I shall leave your post ultra confused............
~The Silliest
Alright, well I think I already told you this, but Hillsdale is pretty much amazing. So, when are you coming to visit?
Time to sit down and read muy muy homework stuff.
Zach
well, trevor, as much as i'd like to tell you, unfortunately, i cannot. it is simply impossible. you must wait until a later story.
Chris
how you guys all doing? I saw Claire today :)
yeah I guess chabot's kinda of fun...me and joe are pretty much the youngest people on campus though...are you gonna try drama this year?
hey trevor, is robbie or nick selling an aeg? i might have a buyer if either/or of them are.
of course if he's are selling the M4, u gotta buy it, cuz ur an M4 type of dude, ok?
ummmmm, must I bug you AGAIN to update? seriously trevor, you should be experienced enough not to need this kind of accountability.
=P Michele
HAHA!!! nice comment on Jakes site! really liked it man.
i thought he did good on his video also, just needed a few more special FX.
My word! do you ever update?.....Im guessing you must really like this post .....