I'm going to tell my first story now... it is not about McFaddens however. This story is about a certain misinformed MEXICAN girl named Rachel.
SHE THINKS THERE ARE NO MEXICANS IN PA!!!!!!
(crowd falls over laughing…
So now what? I already determined that this thing actually works and that people know a I am alive.
Maybe I should sing a song... no that wouldn't keep the crowds coming back.... how about scary McFadden stories people …
(polite golfclaps) yes ladies and gentalmen. I Matthew Paul McFadden have joined the rest of the world and all of their mothers. I now have Geico. (rolling laughter) In reality however this is what happend. I went to …