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  • Republicans: pro-gun, conservative, against abortion, support school prayer, want the west strip mined, the north east atom bombed and turned into a parking lot for giant SUV's, and want the official state flower of Alas…

  • Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with. Ladies, gents, thoughts?

  • This lady calls and says that her PC does not work anymore, that she could not boot it anymore. As always, you try to ask several standard questions. The answer on the question, "did anything out of the ordinary happen, …

  • A one most scrumtrelescent katie said to me "put that sort of thing on xanga." I'm not sure how many of you are aware, but such a thing does exist called the "postal service." See, what they do is they go around and put…

  • my resume isn't near as cool as the head Shrub's is. http://www.hipforums.com/thread-2-135768.html Check out all Resident Bush's accomplishments. I tell you, he's a busy man.

  • This is an important update: To all those who still think someday think things will run smoothly and life will be grand: You're wrong. If the world didn't suck, you would fall off. Consider yourself updated, and carry …

  • "Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired, signifies in the final sense a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed." President Dwight D. EisenhowerApri…

  • Trotsky311: yeah, me and "The Man" don't quite see eye to eye.......Trotsky311: mostly due to that "The Man" is shorter than me.

  • Did you ever wonder if Santa Clause was the devil? I sure did! Now I know. http://www.av1611.org/othpubls/santa.html I especially enjoy the part about people over the age of 13 are far less likely to ever be "saved." T…

  • GOVERNMENT PIPE SPECIFICATIONS 1. All pipe is to be made of a long hole, surrounded by metal or plastic centred around the hole. 2. All pipe is to be hollow throughout the entire length - do not use holes of differen…

  • Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey #27: I wish a robot would get elected President. That way, when he came to town, we could all take a shot at him and not feel too bad.

  • I got to feeling guilty about all those mp3's I have. I'm sure glad somebody came up with a good way for me to clear my conscience. If you start to feel bad about ripping off the RIAA as I do, I have the solution. Send Y…

  • Somebody explain to me why this couldn't be done at SMS http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/West/11/16/offbeat.largest.pillowfight.ap/index.html I say we make it so.

  • learned in political science today that the police get to searh you and the "area in your immediate control." the idea is that it's for the officer's safety. So, between the cop and I, one of us has: A gun, mace, handc…

  • "Isn't it time people stopped fighting and learned to play 12 bar shuffles instead?"Blues for Peace

  • I've a tough decision to make. Which is better, a PED class where I play Halo for my 30 min of excersize, or one where the teacher makes the class activity taking a nap? How do you choose which one of those is the better…

  • There are three kinds of men: The one that learns by reading; Thefew who learn by observation; The rest of them have to pee on theelectric fence for themselves. -- From 'The Wisdom of Will Rogers'

  • "I'm the commander--see, I don't need to explain--I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being the president. Maybe somebody needs to explain to me why they say something, but I don…

  • i'm in the long haired freaky people army. And the sign said "Long-haired freaky people need not apply"So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him whyHe said "You look like a fine upstanding young man, …

  • “When I was coming up, it was a dangerous world and we knew exactly who they were. It was us versus them. And it was clear who them was. Today, we're not so sure who they are, but we know they're there”

  • check out the bottom of the page. turn your speakers up. you get extra points for recognizing it before reading about it. extra NERD points that is. http://www.hipforums.com/thread-68-116910.html

  • I use this as my homepage, it makes me feel more at home http://lazylaces.com/56Kmodem/

  • saw the matrix revolutions. I suppose that ending makes sense. but then again, I'm not sure I call that an ending. Anything that happens, happens.Anything that, in happening, causes something else to happen, causes som…

  • "Human knowledge belongs to the world." Milo, in Antitrust --information wants to be free--

  • "If you can't be the best, you might as well be the least worst." The Man's Prayer I'm A Man,But I Can Change,If I Have To,I Guess. --The Red & Green Show

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